Alright you fetid pieces of bulky white shit

[DarkBliss]

Ah, yea, what fucking relief. I fucking needed that. Cheers.

 

[DarkBliss]

Do you know this anecdote?

A guy comes to see a doctor.
And tells him:
I think there's something wrong with me. Every time I drink tea, my eye hurts like hell.
The doctor after a long and unusually stressful day, yells at him:
"hey, have you ever tried taking the spoon out first, you stupid cunt?"

edit: oh, well...

 

[Pessimism]

Go fall into a box of dicks you shit.

 

[JGMetalhead]

I hope you fall in a pit of fire and become food for the hounds of hell. They shall enjoy the feasting of your corpse.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

At least my corpse would probably taste good. I bet nobody would even WANT to eat you because you'd taste like stale Doritos soaked in ball sweat.

 

[JGMetalhead]

Your corpse shall be rotten once it has approached the very bottom of the pit. And the hounds shall enjoy your rotten corpse. Your bones shall be cremated unmercifully.

 

[Krow]

I swear the sperm that reached your mother's egg must have had retard strength.

 

[JGMetalhead]

I swear the sperm that reached your moms egg got drunk.

 

[-CC-]

I think JGMetalhead is the brother of Randy MOSS..the stuff he's been posting lately is just straight out of the retard factory..anyone remember his "fail at sarcasm" post before? LOLZ

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Yeah...I'm really beginning to wonder.

 

[Tonka Time]

Go fall into a box of dicks you shit.

 

[-CC-]

I hope you fall in a pit of fire and become food for the hounds of hell. They shall enjoy the feasting of your corpse.

I just re-read this and officially deem you as the village idiot and also a promising contestant for Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader.....as the 5th grader.

 

[JGMetalhead]

When your TV cable box is shot in your dorm, only then will you understand my torture-thon of boredum of which is why I am more active on the forum because I have no other way to kill time with absolutely nothing to do.

 

[The Ozzman]

Probably the same way I went down on your mom last night. It was kinda just a spur of the moment thing.

Like you could get any woman with such a queer name as Grant Rose.

I lol'd like fuck

 

[Pessimism]

When your TV cable box is shot in your dorm, only then will you understand my torture-thon of boredum of which is why I am more active on the forum because I have no other way to kill time with absolutely nothing to do.

What a fucking stupid sentence, go fuck yourself in the ass with lit dynamite.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

What the fuck is this asshole Tom Brady still doing on this fucking forum.

SERIOUSLY, WHEN THE FUCK ARE YOU MODS GOING TO BAN THIS TROLL!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

 

[Badbird]

When the fuck is this asshole Tom Brady still doing on this fucking forum.

I did get banned and then I came back.

 

[The Butt]

Tom Brady go eat a million dicks.

Come to think of it, don't stop there, eat ALL the dicks. I hope ALL the dicks in the universe fly straight into your mouth.

 

[-CC-]

What is up with you and dicks? You talk about dicks all the fucking time, your name is The Butt, and your fucking signature exlaims that Swollenballs has 3 COCKS?! Are you a mega-faggot or just 15 years old with a 5th grade sense of humor?

 

[Badbird]

The Butt go eat a million dicks.

Come to think of it, don't stop there, eat ALL the dicks. I hope ALL the dicks in the universe fly straight into your mouth.

Fixed