My Christlike Qualities are an Increasingly Weighty Cross to Bear

[lizard]

why are the tired, the afflicted, the feeble, drawn to me as moths to a flame?

why does the tard cleaning guy insist on calling me Guitar Man

why does the gimpy girl in the file room insist on sharing with me the trials and travails of her handicaps

why oh why lord does the fat woman with the back brace insist on showing me weekly rolls of film with images of her squalling brats

Bah Bah Bah

 

[mindspell]

Because you just are too nice to tell them to fuck off.

 

[lizard]

pretty much.

the file room girl is nice enough but I think she is infatuated with me because I take the time to talk with her, even though she is boring.

 

[avi]

you need to learn how to act/look surly in all situations so people don't even bother trying to talk to you

 

[lizard]

I can LOOK surly very easily, but when the people know me already, it doesn't work

I am too good for these evil times.

 

[mindspell]

Start the rumor your wife left you. You'd have a reason to be pissed all the time.