My dumbest metal idea yet.

[Chairman Kaga]

One day me and a bunch of friends were really hungry cause we didn't have any food. Then my stomach growled.... then i noticed it sounded like a death metal growl. So then i was thinking, what if there was such a thing called Hungry Death Metal or something, where the singing is completely composed of stomach growls. The only way they could perform it live is that they'd have a bunch of really hungry guys with microphones on their stomach on stage. This could lead to something revolutionary in the metal world!

 

[CliffBurton]

Farts work too.

 

[Altitudes]

I once had the most br00tal burp. Wish the moment was captured in audio.

 

[jmbullet]

LOL

 

[Alasdhair]

Thats a... unique... idea.

 

[Chairman Kaga]

ok seriously, one of you guys should record something like that!

 

[Anonymous]

I've thought of doing whole albums a capella, but then I thought "Who the fuck would listen to this?"

Perhaps you should think this through

 

[Chairman Kaga]

i don't know though. The idea has some potential.

 

[(__Joonas__)]

I think that's industrial

 

[Undefined]

One day me and a bunch of friends were really hungry cause we didn't have any food. Then my stomach growled.... then i noticed it sounded like a death metal growl. So then i was thinking, what if there was such a thing called Hungry Death Metal or something, where the singing is completely composed of stomach growls. The only way they could perform it live is that they'd have a bunch of really hungry guys with microphones on their stomach on stage. This could lead to something revolutionary in the metal world!

Aren't you a teacher or something?

 

[Chairman Kaga]

Aren't you a teacher or something?

yep.

 

[Undefined]

Please don't teach the kids to think like you

 

[Chairman Kaga]

Please don't teach the kids to think like you

Don't worry, what happens in CoB-OT stays in CoB-OT!
hahahaha!

 

[RiderOfJustice]

I agree with the thread title aside from one word. Replace "My" with "The" and you got a winner.

 

[MIMA]

^ brutal

 

[CliffBurton]

I agree with the thread title aside from one word. Replace "My" with "The" and you got a winner.

what about St. Anger?

 

[OvSeth]

St.Anger makes me angry .

 

[Anonymous]

St Anger is great, now I can rant about how Metallica sucks anytime I want without having to deal with die-hard Metallica idiots trying to prove me wrong.

The worst they can say is "Well early Metallica rules!"
"Oh, you mean when Cliff and Dave were writing music for them?"
"uhh.."

 

[Kochon]

its a nice idea... i'll do it on my album !!

 

[CliffBurton]

St Anger is great, now I can rant about how Metallica sucks anytime I want without having to deal with die-hard Metallica idiots trying to prove me wrong.

The worst they can say is "Well early Metallica rules!"
"Oh, you mean when Cliff and Dave were writing music for them?"
"uhh.."

Dave wrote some music on their first album, but Cliff and Kirk didn't write anything on Kill em' All.

Cliff's writing was on Ride the Lightning and Master of Puppets.