my friend is using a tanning bed today!

[minxnim]

these things can't be safe!

 

[mindspell]

today?!? What's wrong with tanning in the sun in this beautiful day? Why the hell would you go to a tanning salon in summer?

 

[minxnim]

i guess she doesnt have time to go to the beach
because of work. whatever! i hope she doesnt get hurt in that thing. are they dangerous?

 

[mindspell]

Well, the sun is not very good for you in the first place so I can't imagine what a tanning bed can do...

 

[minxnim]

i hope she doesnt come out all yellowish
has anyone here ever used one? is she going to be scared stuck in that thing??

 

[avi]

the idea of tanning is just so weird to me, regardless of whether it's in a weirdo bed device or outside on the beach

 

[xfer]

i kind of want to try one out. my old bodybuilder roommate used them and he burned himself quite badly staying in for only like 6 minutes.

aysha uses them frequently but stays in like 12 or 14 minutes and never gets burned. fuck pale skin!

 

[xfer]

oh also this really dark-skinned black girl we know (toby: denise from hampshire) uses them. pretty much anyone white i know who uses them gets fucked, while anyone with darker skin comes out looking great.

 

[0sm0se]

I call them cancer beds, say hello to sun damage in a hurry.

 

[0sm0se]

Wait I have an idea, we recently found out that UV rays cause cancer, LET'S CRAWL INTO A BED THAT BEAMS CONCENTRATED UV RAYS DIRECTLY ONTO OUR SKIN! FUCK YEAH!

 

[minxnim]

here's my concern. my college roommate used to use one of these like, once ever few weeks. and now she's only 29 and has to use 3 different kinds of wrinke cream because she has like, 40+ year old lady wrinkles.

 

[mindspell]

I was a lifeguard for about 5 years back in the day and if you look at my thighs really close you can see that they are all wrinkled like an old man and that was just from sitting under the sun all summer long. I can't believe people actually want that kind of thing...

 

[0sm0se]

Me too mindspell, except they are on my forehead.

 

[mindspell]

So you were blowing the lifeguard all summer long?

 

[minxnim]

ouch. BURN.

my mom has wicked leathery skin. she's literally on the beach right now frying herself somemore in RI.

 

[Burzumite]

I had a teacher who used on constantly, she was 50 and looked like she was black because she had been tanning for nearly all of her life

Its pretty sad actually!

 

[0sm0se]

Actually Mindspell, if I said it was on the back of my neck you'd have an argument, I just didn't wear a banana hammock like a fairy frenchman and tan my thighs while I was sleeping on the stand.

 

[azal]

this is getting ugly.


btw, I'm with avi.

 

[mindspell]

You mean you don't look up when you blow? I would have expected a lot better from you.

 

[0sm0se]

I usually just end up with my hair in my eyes that way. I should've expected you'd want to look into a guy's eyes while getting a blowjob. I bet you'd love to see my baby blues staring back at you.