my friend is using a tanning bed today!

[azal]

I mght have to say no to the idea of mindspell gracing my couch now that I know about his wrinkly thighs.

 

[mindspell]

Suit yourself. But you haven't seen how beautiful my butt is.

 

[Josh Seipp]

SHANTS! ahahahahaha

 

[minxnim]

thank you!

 

[azal]

shants is so jersey 1993, come on.

just like bunt, cankles, etc.

 

[minxnim]

w/e serb

 

[azal]

at least I don't tally everything I eat.

 

[minxnim]

you tally how much you drink and how many butts you smoke tho

 

[minxnim]

(burn)

 

[azal]

wow, yeah that is true.

I need to stop doing that.


Also, I've offically developed a chronic cough.

 

[minxnim]

sounds hot

 

[mariovanpeebles]

My neighbor got drunk by himself last Saturday and passed out by his pool at 1 PM and has had the most epic sunburn all week.

I imagine a tanning bed is like that.

 

[minxnim]

passed out tanning is the worst because you get like, only half your body burned. sucks to be that guy.

 

[mariovanpeebles]

I think I'm going to sit in my pool and tan today. What else is a Sunday good for?

 

[azal]

My friend once fell asleep on a crowded beach only to wake up and see that his erection had pitched a tent in his shorts for the whole coast to see.

 

[0sm0se]

Friend of mine found a guy at the beach who was passed out and wrote FAG on his cheek in sun screen. Saw him later at a bar, it was pretty awesome.