my intinerary for my IT meeting in a half-hour

and my outline for the rest of the session is as follows:

I. Please Kille Me Now

a. I can't take any more angry phone calls
b. I am about to lose my mind

II. I Hate Datatel

a. I would like to call them and yell
b. Why won't you let me call them?

III. Greg's Nervous Breakdown