My joke of the day.
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WHO???dreaming neon darkspot said:this thread is amusing but still factors in the depressing with the Mitch Hedberg reference
derek
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dreaming neon darkspot
natures' retard
LORD_RED_DRAGON
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derek
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Enemy242
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the phish
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a man walks into a bar and says,
"hey bartender, 6 shots now."
"uhh sure man, no problem."
The man downs them quick, without hesitation.
Bartender says,
"Whoa man, whats the occasion?"
"My first blowjob."
"HEY MAN NICE! Heres a 7th shot on the house."
"Look bartender, no offense, but if six shots didnt take the taste out of my mouth, i doubt a seventh is gonna help."
"hey bartender, 6 shots now."
"uhh sure man, no problem."
The man downs them quick, without hesitation.
Bartender says,
"Whoa man, whats the occasion?"
"My first blowjob."
"HEY MAN NICE! Heres a 7th shot on the house."
"Look bartender, no offense, but if six shots didnt take the taste out of my mouth, i doubt a seventh is gonna help."
Lunar Still
Doodle drawrer
Okay here's a long one....
A guy walks into a whorehouse, but he decides he's tired of the same old thing. Sex just isn't doing it for him anymore. He approaches the resident pimp.
He says "Man, I want something different. Give me something totally out of the ordinary."
The pimp replies, "Alright, try Room 201."
The man goes to Room 201, opens the door, and steps in. At first, it is far too dark to see anything, but as his eyes adjust, he realizes that there is nothing in the room but a chicken.
Of course the man is surprised at this, but he thinks to himself, "Well, I did request something unusual." He proceeds to fuck the chicken.
A week goes by, and the man returns to the whorehouse. He approaches the pimp once more.
"Well, man, last week was pretty interesting, but I'd like something different again this time. A chicken wasn't that satisfying."
The pimp obliges, and tells the man to go to Room 301, one floor up. The man climbs the stairs, finds the door, and enters the room.
This room is also dark, and once the man's eyes adjust, he beholds a most unusual site. In the middle of the room is a huge hole. Other men are lying all around the edge, looking down into the hole. No one is talking.
The man walks over and joins the spectators, and sees that, down below, there is a naked man chasing a pig.
The man remarks to a fellow next to him, "Man, this sure is strange!"
His companion replies to him, "You should have been here last week. We watched a guy fuck a chicken."
A guy walks into a whorehouse, but he decides he's tired of the same old thing. Sex just isn't doing it for him anymore. He approaches the resident pimp.
He says "Man, I want something different. Give me something totally out of the ordinary."
The pimp replies, "Alright, try Room 201."
The man goes to Room 201, opens the door, and steps in. At first, it is far too dark to see anything, but as his eyes adjust, he realizes that there is nothing in the room but a chicken.
Of course the man is surprised at this, but he thinks to himself, "Well, I did request something unusual." He proceeds to fuck the chicken.
A week goes by, and the man returns to the whorehouse. He approaches the pimp once more.
"Well, man, last week was pretty interesting, but I'd like something different again this time. A chicken wasn't that satisfying."
The pimp obliges, and tells the man to go to Room 301, one floor up. The man climbs the stairs, finds the door, and enters the room.
This room is also dark, and once the man's eyes adjust, he beholds a most unusual site. In the middle of the room is a huge hole. Other men are lying all around the edge, looking down into the hole. No one is talking.
The man walks over and joins the spectators, and sees that, down below, there is a naked man chasing a pig.
The man remarks to a fellow next to him, "Man, this sure is strange!"
His companion replies to him, "You should have been here last week. We watched a guy fuck a chicken."
derek
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dreaming neon darkspot
natures' retard
LORD_RED_DRAGON
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fuck ftagn
Will Bozarth said:
It'd be funnier if it was true. His trademark is the gallop, not a triplet. But I stilled laughed pretty hard so it's all good.
