my no violence threshold is getting frighteningly closed in on.

[deadair]

i'm going to bloody this girls' face so bad her kids will want to order a new fucking mommy.

this is an amazing quote.

i want to make an album, with this as the title.

...you game toby?

 

[lizard]

give me this chick's phone number.

I can assure you that the full weight of the Dept of Defense can resound from my larynx and she will tremble in fear when I threaten her with Tom Ridge.

 

[lizard]

also: unleash the school girl fury of go go yubari!!!

 

[FalseTodd]

lizard: just tell her you have her recent library history in front of you, and that she's been a bad putty tat.

 

[kleo706]

My girlfriend's brother like to threaten to beat/kill her so she'll react and get kicked out of the house. She gets a break on weekends since he found out that I was willing to see if he really could break me in half next time he started and I was in the area.

 

[lizard]

well she sounds like an ignorant non-library-going wench so obviously I'm going to have to use a blunt instrument. wastes of skin like this do not fear the delicate edge of the rapier.

it is for times like these that I treasure my war hammer and my bayonet collection.

 

[AndICried]

Go for it!

 

[AndICried]

*Thinks of more pseudo humerous remarks...*

 

[AndICried]

Go break a leg!

 

[AndICried]

Uhm... On a serious note, I hope things get sorted out.

 

[lizard]

I could put a serious ass whipping on this moroness if I think about my fucking pedophile ex-stepfather in law.

that's mine on the right.

 

[AndICried]

So who's is the big daddy one?