He has also improved his stage show by raping children on stage. That's very metal.
Yes... I can feel it already. Every time I point out how hilarious I am, the more people will analyse truly how funny my posts really are, and have ridiculously high expections of every posts of mine, until they finally conclude that I am not at all funny. This will then be pointed out over and over again, and I can then reclaim my troll throne. I really shouldn't be speaking about these clever schemes out loud like this since it will probably ruin everything, but I'm so proud over the intelligence behind my plan that I have to brag about it. I've done it before, so I know it will work. At the Beyond Death board I called myself the funniest person alive, which eventually pissed people off so much they had to call me unfunny, and "not as funny as I was back in my glory days" (a phrase that has been repeated since 97 when I began trolling). I was then the ultimate troll, but I never pointed this out, because then people would call me funny instead, and I don't want that. This time I will not make the same mistake. I will keep calling myself funny when you people begin calling me a troll again. Watch!
