My Science Journal

[rafael]

Today we had an experiment in science. I won't bother getting into all the details, but I got some brownish colour on my finger. You probably know where I'm getting at.

The funny thing's that it'll take days to get it off... can't wait to see peoples reaction...


Any of you have some funny lab stories?

 

[Strangelight]

Dont put your finger up your bum in future FFS!

 

[marginalé]

put em back in so people don't see it's brown

 

[Mariner]

ah its jodium eh? (mr chemics) haha you cant wash it off in any way

 

[Falconspirit]

Last year the presumed "Best" Chemistry teacher was performing an experiment involving mixing two liquids, i cant remember which ones, but what i do remember is whe they were mixed the glass container exploded in the hand of a fellow classmate, his hand was turning to a reddish colour "Blooood" we never went back to the lab..

 

[Nicolas]

Eat'em!!!

 

[Filthy Sanchez]

so it looks like poo? never mind that..

arabs and turks paint their hands in crimson-brownish colors with Henna. I can't quite understand why a human being would paint his/her hand that looks like a 1st degree burn..

 

[Mariner]

hah i remember you were pretty much burned when i saw you the first day there in istanbul

 

[cedarbreed]

One day we had fun mixing every single chemical thing we could find in the classroom. We also added chalk and washing liquid to it. It just made some kind of blue foam. Nothing funny So we used the blue thing as a pool and put paper boats on it, a nice artificial seaport.

 

[Filthy Sanchez]

hah i remember you were pretty much burned when i saw you the first day there in istanbul

would you believe if I said I quit smoking anything in particular?

 

[rafael]

ah its jodium eh? (mr chemics) haha you cant wash it off in any way

Nope..... it's kar-something...

 

[MetallicaSux]

One of my classmates stole a litle peace of phosfor. Now, this element ignites when it comes into contact with air. So he had it for a few minutes and we went into next class. After a few seconds, it catches flame and starts burning and he dropped it on his desk and the desk starts burning. The teacher thought he ignited it on purpose, and here we are standing outside the class room full of smoke. Atleast we missed most of the class!!

 

[Dora]

i just remember when our chemistry teacher burnt herself.. her hands was on fire. and we didnt like her so just watched it.

I like liquid hydrogen tho.. funny stuff.

 

[siderea]

i just remember our chemistry teacher had this curious 3 colours beard.

 

[Strangelight]

Sometimes in physics I would have a ciggie out of the window. My teacher would shout "I know what you're doing" and I would answer "OK" and carry on smoking

 

[Bambi]

our chemistry teacher once set his hand alight and we all laughed as he burned

someone asked him how to spell "arrrghhhhfuccckkfuck!!!" for the experiment results notes

 

[Lenore]

ah the same thing happened to me in college, this brown stuff sticked to my hands for weeks :[

 

[Susie]

i just remember when our chemistry teacher burnt herself.. her hands was on fire. and we didnt like her so just watched it.

I like liquid hydrogen tho.. funny stuff.

Hey thats great, especially the fact that no one liked her hehe ,

 

[Ol' Dirty Bastard]

The only thing I ever did with the chemicals in school was huff them. And the paint.


Oh yeah, and I set my hand on fire once. Also, the science teacher challenged me to a fight after school, claiming he could kick my ass as he used to be a boxer. When I showed up, he had his door locked.

 

[Su Jacko]

Every science textbook had the ...'turn to page 48' so you turn to that page, then it would direct you to another page and so on, until the page that had the penis, with the obligatory 3 drips. (like a plot your own adventure)
Also the reproductive sections, with pictures of sperm had faces drawn on.