My Science Journal
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Bambi
Villain of the piece
what is it about science teachers being dicks?? there was one little wanker of a dwarf i had who'd show us the apparatus and purpose of a test (we werent allowed to practicals ourselves cos we burned the science lab once) and offer a fiver to anyone who could work it out...when there were no takers he'd offer 10.. then 15 then... 20 quid
So one day he rigs up a test that i'd done before in another school (the proof that sound travels in waves one) so he makes the challenge and i let him increase the offer to 20 quid and then go up and do the test. the little prick starts laughin and tells me he'll pay up if i pass me exams. So a year later i pass my science exam and meet this dwarf while collecting the exams results, i show him me paper and demand the money, the little fuck starts laughing and says hes no idea what im on about, I get dead serious and tell him im not a student there anymore and I dont like ppl who back of out of bets, he keeps laughing and then me mate gets asks him what the fuck hes laughing at. by now the little prick was shitting himself cos me mate was a skinhead who was kicked out of the school for beating the bollix out some guy
i never got paid tho' 
So one day he rigs up a test that i'd done before in another school (the proof that sound travels in waves one) so he makes the challenge and i let him increase the offer to 20 quid and then go up and do the test. the little prick starts laughin and tells me he'll pay up if i pass me exams. So a year later i pass my science exam and meet this dwarf while collecting the exams results, i show him me paper and demand the money, the little fuck starts laughing and says hes no idea what im on about, I get dead serious and tell him im not a student there anymore and I dont like ppl who back of out of bets, he keeps laughing and then me mate gets asks him what the fuck hes laughing at. by now the little prick was shitting himself cos me mate was a skinhead who was kicked out of the school for beating the bollix out some guy
i never got paid tho' 
Thortyir
Watch out for BLÖTT!
My chemist teacher let a bottle of mercury fall on the ground once... It like thousands of little balls everywhere...
MoonsOfJupiter
freckled warrior maiden
In eleventh grade Biology we had to grow bacteria in Petri dishes. We had stacks and stacks of them all around the lab. They eventually grew so much stuff in them that the whole room smelled like crap and rottenness.
Ol' Dirty Bastard
Cunt
Yeah, science teachers are usually pricks. Here's another story:
First of all, I'm not a terribly unintelligent person. I went to a Catholic primary school, and despite the strict grading system, I was still an A+ studant. Matter of fact, I was tested and my IQ was said to be in the top 2.3 percentile in the nation. Then again, this is America, so that doesn't exactly say much. Anyway, on to the story.
In the 9th grade (now stuck in the public education system, as the tuition costs were getting out of hand) things were going along fine for me, though I had this asshole of a science teacher. One day I forgot to bring my textbook to class. I brought this to his attention, and rather than allow me to go to my locker and grab my book he got all pissy. He said to go out in the hall or he would "deck" me. Alright. I went out to the hall and this guy came up behind me and slammed me into the wall telling me that I was to stare at the wall for the remainder of the period., or else he would "deck" me. There were plenty of witnesses around, so rather than sucker punch this ogre of a man I ran like a pussy to a pay phone and called my parents.
To make a long story short, they threatened the school board, this fucker was forced into "early retirement" (though they let him finish out the year) and he essentially made the rest of my time in high school hell. Seems a lot of the other teachers respected this man and didn't like me for exposing him for the dick that he was (I saw him chase someone down and chokeslam them into a wall and my mom said that when she was in school he broke some girls arm). I ended up failing 9th grade and struggled to keep up my marks for the rest of highschool. I did fine with the rookie teachers, but whenever I had an oldschooler they'd flunk me by default. Yay!
It just go to show, one person CAN make a differance!
First of all, I'm not a terribly unintelligent person. I went to a Catholic primary school, and despite the strict grading system, I was still an A+ studant. Matter of fact, I was tested and my IQ was said to be in the top 2.3 percentile in the nation. Then again, this is America, so that doesn't exactly say much. Anyway, on to the story.
In the 9th grade (now stuck in the public education system, as the tuition costs were getting out of hand) things were going along fine for me, though I had this asshole of a science teacher. One day I forgot to bring my textbook to class. I brought this to his attention, and rather than allow me to go to my locker and grab my book he got all pissy. He said to go out in the hall or he would "deck" me. Alright. I went out to the hall and this guy came up behind me and slammed me into the wall telling me that I was to stare at the wall for the remainder of the period., or else he would "deck" me. There were plenty of witnesses around, so rather than sucker punch this ogre of a man I ran like a pussy to a pay phone and called my parents.
To make a long story short, they threatened the school board, this fucker was forced into "early retirement" (though they let him finish out the year) and he essentially made the rest of my time in high school hell. Seems a lot of the other teachers respected this man and didn't like me for exposing him for the dick that he was (I saw him chase someone down and chokeslam them into a wall and my mom said that when she was in school he broke some girls arm). I ended up failing 9th grade and struggled to keep up my marks for the rest of highschool. I did fine with the rookie teachers, but whenever I had an oldschooler they'd flunk me by default. Yay!
It just go to show, one person CAN make a differance!
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Themanwithnoname
Mariner said:
actually he did, i can testify for that but emre keeping away from booze is something that will never happen although our new addiction is pizza these days.
Ol' Dirty Bastard
Cunt
I don't recall any. I did always throw a tantrum when we'd have to dissect anything, being a vegebaterian and all.rafael said:
Achernar
Ego-Boosted Southlander
A chemistry teacher at my shool actually distilled some kind of alcoholic drink in classes...he died with a liver disease due to alcohol...damn
VultureCulture said:we brewed our own beer in biology class. of course the one of my group tasted best
I want to do that too!
siderea
soûl spy
VultureCulture said:we brewed our own beer in biology class. of course the one of my group tasted best
we did that as well, our groups was a bit too much yeast i think :Smug:
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