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[kleo706]

Fllow me where I go, what I do, who I know TakinTheMusicBack! It's really flattering all the attention you're shoveling onto me. Just remember that you'll have to make an honest woman of me someday.

xoxoxo
-k-

 

[Stormwatch]

I don't think a lady would have "Edward Penishands" as her avatar. Woman are more intelligent in their humour than us male idiots.

 

[azal]

BURN!







or not...

 

[lizard]

Azal, I find it interesting that a trailblazer in race relations such as yourself claims MonteNEGRO as your location.

 

[azal]

there's a rap group from there called Monteniggers.



but alas no blacks...which is actually why I've relocated.

 

[xfer]

unfortunately the gaylick and montenegro jokes get played incredibly quickly. sad, really.

 

[kleo706]

Azal,

Could a MAN eat a sausage so seductively at the metal fest?

Also, I felt that far too many people were unaware of Edward Penishands and wished to improve the situation.

xoxoxo
-k-

 

[Stormwatch]

Azal,

Could a MAN eat a sausage so seductively at the metal fest?

Also, I felt that far too many people were unaware of Edward Penishands and wished to improve the situation.

xoxoxo
-k-

What country are you from? I gather it's not an English speaking one anyway. Your posts seem to make no sense in English - do they make sense in your crazy language?

 

[kleo706]

Your toes are too red for you to be Scotch.

xoxoxo
-k-

 

[The Dope]

Actually I'll have to jump into this one for a second and say that most of kleo's posts have no glaring grammatical errors.

I'm not necessarily getting involved, just pointing out some facts.

 

[ChromeLife]

What country are you from? I gather it's not an English speaking one anyway. Your posts seem to make no sense in English - do they make sense in your crazy language?

His post makes perfect sense. In English even.

 

[kleo706]

Well The Dope, there is some question as to how applicable standard grammar is in this conversational medium. Some theorists propose that such things are determined by usage. Thus, if enough people speak that way, it is in fact a valid dialect. In fact, texts like Alt Dis: Alternative Discourses and the Academy go so far as to suggest that LOL, BTW, IMO etc. should be considered valid in an academic context.

This is not exactly the same as a medium like a text on rhetorical criticism. It is more conversational. Thus, one could find materials to substantiate the claim that we define our own rules of use. Of course, this would be problematic as conversation on this forum is different from that on others and would lead to something of an exclusionary practice. This suggests that applying rules of standard grammar would in fact be wholly justifiable, and likely beneficial to all of UM. Otherwise, our talk may get entirely too specialized.

xoxoxo
-k-

 

[The Dope]

Theorists who want to fuck around with standard grammar need to die.

 

[kleo706]

Normal people fuck around with standard grammar in day to day speech. Of course, most people do deserve to die for some odd reason...

xoxoxo
-k-

 

[xfer]

Applying rules of standard grammar would decimate the ranks of the populist O---- forum, sadly.