My thoughts exactly....

[Papa Josh]

Posted by some guy on some blog somewhere:

I can't stop vomiting each time I see Ashlee Simpson. The bitter taste of bile rises and wells up within me from deep in my stomach, and then the projectile vomiting begins. Even as this is happening, I can taste the salty, hot tears that reach my tongue as they cascade down my cheeks while I weep uncontrollably for our future. The shame is unbearable. The darkness gathers. Despair occludes any light from entering this place. Abandon hope, all ye who enter this world.

 

[SonOfNun]

What is up with the fucking black hair? Go back to being blond so we can see if you look decent. She is a no-talent hack like the rest of 'em, might as well look alright too for crap's sake. :Spin:

 

[NAD]

Was there something respectable about modern pop music drivel before this latest lip syncing incident? I've been watching "artists" do such things for years, my favorite being Michael Jackson during the Super Bowl one year, he put his hand over his mouth for crap's sake. I think it's funny, and all their fans are funny too. The dull and their masses don't bother me.

Ashlee Simpson > Jessica Simpson

 

[SonOfNun]

Ashlee Simpson > Jessica Simpson

Speaking on looks(and since they have no talent, I assume we are) you must be crazy. Jessica is decent looking.

 

[Papa Josh]

They both suck but Jessica is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ashlee.Fucking annoying cunt.

 

[neal]

they both have big boobs.

 

[NAD]

Ashlee just displays typical teenybopper annoyance. I saw Jessica Simpson "sing" one time, and it was laughably nightmarish. Don't really like the looks of either one, but both could suck it (at the same time) if they wished.

 

[unhinged]

'Jessica Simpson'

? ...what, from murder she wrote?

 

[General Zod]

It's funny. Not sure if anyone lives in a market where they can get Howard Stern in the morning, but he has been playing live clips of both Ashlee Simpson and Lindsay Lohan singing. Oh my! Talk about funny. Neither could so much as get into key. And between the two of them, they will ship more units than all the bands discussed here combined.

Zod

 

[mousewings]

And between the two of them, they will ship more units than all the bands discussed here combined.

Yeah, I realise that and it's sad.

It's good people booed Ashley at the game thing.

Her singing is awful... she can't hit some notes with her voice squeaking. I'm quite sure that I can even sing better than her. Even if I quit singing years ago.

 

[Papa Josh]

^^ My 3 year old sounds better singing Dora the Explorer songs.

 

[Demonspell]

<<Was there something respectable about modern pop music drivel before this latest lip syncing incident?>>

Of course not, everyone knows it's a crutch employed by the musically retarded, but as Faith No More so eloquently put it, it's not funny until someone gets hurt (or in this case publicly humiliated)...and then it's just hilarious.

 

[lizard]

exactly.

exhibit one:

and go back to the sixties, and you actually had top 40 hits by cartoon characters:

 

[JayKeeley]

they both have big boobs.

They do? Jessica has massive paps but I've not noticed Ashlee's knockers at all. Probably because I can't get past that hooked nose.

Check this out: http://www.mildsauce.net/chicks/ashleesimpson/aam

My favourite comment is from "sccrbbsk".

 

[MFJ]

Jay.. that link rules because I randomly scrolled down and saw

" dont give a shit about what u guys say. cuz ill say w/e i want, and i would fuck her so hard in the ass too and then blow my load on her d cup boobs.... and who the hell cares about her nose! shes the hottest girl on earth "

 

[MFJ]

...and ashley simpson is fucking gross. I hate her passionately.

 

[lizard]

I don't like the fact that she at first tried to blame the lip-synching SNL error on her band, before her dad came up with the acid reflux excuse.

 

[NAD]

So the younger twat has her own reality TV show as well, just read that yesterday. Apparently for the season premiere their going to discuss the acid reflux lip sync bullshit, probably to tell the world she's not a Larry Bird lookin' two bit fuckin' hack.

I've had acid reflux for several years, shit doesn't effect one's ability to talk/yell/scream/etc. Nigga puh-leaze.

 

[MFJ]

I don't like the fact that she at first tried to blame the lip-synching SNL error on her band, before her dad came up with the acid reflux excuse.

exactly, that bothers me... no good frontman/woman would blame their idiocy on their band.

 

[lurch70]

'Jessica Simpson'

? ...what, from murder she wrote?

lol .. that's Jessica Tandy you pervert