My thoughts exactly....

[lurch70]

They do? Jessica has massive paps but I've not noticed Ashlee's knockers at all. Probably because I can't get past that hooked nose.

Check this out: http://www.mildsauce.net/chicks/ashleesimpson/aam

My favourite comment is from "sccrbbsk".

ewww ... she got the vein tits.

her sister is way more of a duncesky ... hence ... more fuckable

 

[NAD]

lol .. that's Jessica Tandy you pervert

Jessica Fletcher dammit!

 

[Nate The Great]

What the hell did Ashleeeeee Simpson have the anarchy symbol all over her stage for at the football game? I wanted to beat her in the skull with a bag full of hammers.

Jessica Simpson is hottttttttttttttt!!!!

 

[Reign in Acai]

So the younger twat has her own reality TV show as well, just read that yesterday. Apparently for the season premiere their going to discuss the acid reflux lip sync bullshit, probably to tell the world she's not a Larry Bird lookin' two bit fuckin' hack.

I've had acid reflux for several years, shit doesn't effect one's ability to talk/yell/scream/etc. Nigga puh-leaze.

How dare you insult Larry Bird!!!

Edit- I'd take these pop monstrosities over snoop niggy nigg spouting stupid shit like "drop it like its hot". My fucking goodness I rather hear ashlee yelp a thousand notes than hear this alhambra porch monkey cacaphonous songs that help him land deals to shill cellphones. WTF?!?!? I also can't stand the fact that every juvenile in the metropolitan area repeats this idiotic simian lingo! If i hear "I'm rick james bitch, or the term "crunk" one more fucking time I'm going to go insane!

No talented big breasted chicks > No talented african village rejects

 

[NAD]

So the only time I learn about celebrity shite is when I go to the market to buy beer, food, and smokes, because as I stand in line I read all the magazine and tabloid covers. So I'm staring at Cosmopotlititan the other day, because they always have a hot chick made even hotter (in a Barbie/plastic kind of way) by airbrushing. So I'm looking at this flat out UGLY fucking bitch on the cover wondering who the fuck thought it was a good idea to pretend this sunken eyed pig nosed JOWLY AS FUCK cunt was pretty.

It was Ashlee Simpson. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder yes, but this slut is unequivocally ugly. Fugly even. Fuck me, this was 3 days ago and still effects me!

 

[NAD]

Usually when you reply to a thread, it gets bumped.

Maybe it'll work this time. I need someone to hold me in this time of need.