My senior superlatives were so gay. I "won" most likely to succeed and best car, but I use the word "won" lightly, as most of the results were definitely faked. There were just too many two and three way ties to be real. I understand wanting everyone to feel good about themselves, but did there have to be a tie for practically every category? What was the point of voting in the first place. I'm glad I didn't bother. I hated that fucking place and its concern for each student's pathetic malnourished self esteem. That and the fact that they nearly screwed me out of being valedictorian at least 3 times. Those non math-literate faggots doing the calculations. I had to find their error for them every time. DIE DIE DIE!