nail your post-death theories to the mast

[snow2fall]

you're obviously one of the chosen..

Yes, I am... Bow down!

 

[Bambi]

ehh its the chosen that usually do the bowing and getting down on knees etc...

 

[Bastet]

mine has too now. came with a few months delay though (gorik, voor jou heb ik er ook één)

 

[snow2fall]

ehh its the chosen that usually do the bowing and getting down on knees etc...

No, that's the muslim housewives, you're mixing things up there.

 

[Bastet]

and the gays...

 

[Andy_2003]

she just got it at a shop that waited for the booklet isn't it, i got it with the booklet from play.cum

 

[bleed_black_orchid]

hahaha Bambi..

 

[Strangelight]

Vinny fancies me

 

[Bambi]

Bow to ginger messiah!

 

[bleed_black_orchid]

That would be quite horrible though waking up with a ginger pube between yer teeth. Floss well ladies.

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

a frightened man turned up at the royal liverpool hospital, distressed, and walked towards the reception.
'I feel like i'm dead' he said to the receptionist, who then tried to calm the man down, as he was getting more and more agitated.
he sat down and shouted 'i knew it! no pulse!!' and began to get very upset.. running out of the hospital he says to an ambulance driver outside
'I feel like i died and the whole world died with me'
and with that he went away..

the ambulance driver was then called out to a motor accident half a kilometer away. upon arriving at the scene he was dumbstruck.

there he was. the same man. dead behind the wheel of the car.
(apparently true story)

Do you read Tom Slemens local mysteries in the Walton and Anfield star?