Need a translation into Finnish

[Jyrki69]

Hello there! I ask to the Finns hanging around to assist me in some thing - I am making designs for the t-shirts I would like to have - here in Russia people have a lack of creativity and I need to translate some sentences into Finnish - actually I know it a bit, but I don't believe I can make it right, many thanks to everyone who can assist...
Here goes the list:
'Come taste my scythe'
'You're better off dead'
'Read and die'
'Fuck you all'
'Drowned in KoskenKorva'
'Welcome to Bodominjärvi'

cya,
Vladimir.

 

[loWildChild]

Hey, Jarvi means lake, no? and the "in" of Bodomin means "of" no? Sorry by that stupid question...

 

[Jyrki69]

blahh, yeah, kinda you're right - anyway, it din't help in any way

 

[warman]

'Come taste my scythe'

Tule maistamaan viikatettani.

'You're better off dead'

*shrug*

'Read and die'

Lue ja kuole.

'Fuck you all'

Haistakaa vittu.

'Drowned in KoskenKorva'

Hukkunut Koskenkorvaan/Koskenkorvassa.

'Welcome to Bodominjärvi'

Tervetuloa Bodomjärvelle.


Hope this helps.

 

[Jyrki69]

Kiitos 'fucking' sinulle! It DID help, right now I am starting the operations... Actually this is what I expected - I confuse these järvelle, jarviä and then some you have around 12 variants, right?

 

[WoD]

'Drowned in KoskenKorva' means 'Hukkunut Koskenkorvaan'
not 'koskenkorvassa'. because I'm sure that in this case 'drowned in koskenkorva' means the drink, not the place!

 

[warman]

well I wasn't sure so I put both of them

 

[Dethroned]

Pure guess for this one

"You're better off dead" = Olet parempi kuolleena

Damn, it is something like that, I'm not sure.

 

[Hatebreeder86]

yeah it is

 

[warman]

"You're better off dead" = Olet parempi kuolleena

I can't think it another way, so I think that's right. that sounds pretty strange to me anyway

 

[Hatebreeder86]

sounds cool

 

[Dethroned]

Don't blame me, blame my poor english Only that "off" confuses me...

 

[warman]

Only that "off" confuses me...

same here that's why it sounds so weird.

 

[Moony]

Dethroned wrote: "You're better off dead" = Olet parempi kuolleena

I'd say it's "sinun on parempi kuolleena", if that makes any sense. "Olet parempi kuolleena" would be "you're better dead". Or whatever.

 

[Hatebreeder86]

yeah... you're better dead means olet parempi kuolleena...

 

[NorthernComfort]

You´re Better Off Dead -> Sinun on parempi kuolleena BUT it´s a bit oldish language, so i would suggest just put "Olet parempi kuolleena"..