Need help with metal sex cd!!

[ajhart]

It's a joke for a friend of mine, I'm making her a CD full of metal songs whose titles relate to fucking-
So far, I have
1. Fornication terrorists- Dying Fetus
2. All I give a fuck about is sex- Anal Cunt
3. I cum blood- Cannibal Corpse
4. Addicted to vaginal skin- Cannibal Corpse
5. Fuck you like an animal- nin inch nails


I need a few more! Any suggestions?

 

[brooks55]

That Nine Inch Nails song is actually called Closer. I could usually give a shit, but that album came out when I was 13 & is pretty important to me.

 

[ajhart]

You're totally right...my bad...I guess it won't work then haha

 

[brooks55]

You're totally right...my bad...I guess it won't work then haha

I think the lyrical content is what would matter, not the name of the song, so I think it would still work.

 

[Pessimism]

Why not just pick a Cock and Ball Torture, Prostitute Disfigurement, Torsofuck, Retch, Fuck I'm Dead, Sexcrement, etc. song title? Half of the genre these bands are a part of are nothing but stupid sexually derogatory shit.

 

[King Richard]

I suggest you get her a real gag gift that will be useful, like a big black dildo and/or a massive bottle of lube. The only thing that cd will be good for is a coaster.

 

[JontRevolting]

Just buy a random brutal death album and see how it pans out,like a lucky dip...she'll either think it's the most romantic thing ever or be repulsed.

 

[Srontgorrth]

Just buy an I Shit On Your Face album.

 

[waif]

I would let someone with better judgement pick out a gift, cause clearly you're gonna fuck it up.

But Manowar - Pleasure Slave obviously can't be left off.

 

[Balls McHoolihan]

Shit Body Painting- by Putrid Pile

 

[ajhart]

Cool, thanks guys.

And for all the inevitable asshole comments haha -when my friend and I were backpacking through Finland, we went to the movies and they did something similar and it's always been kind of an inside joke, so yes, it most likely will end up as a coaster, but we'll get a hell of a lot of laughs out of it

 

[Krow]

Cumbeast - Raping Santa
Torsofuck - Fistfucking Her Decomposed Cadaver
Pus Vomit - God Help Me Rape the Dead
Gorelord - Alive When Fucking the Dead
Diminished - Chainsaw Cunt
Profanatica - Black Cum
Viral Load - Raped with a Rake

Off the top of my head.

 

[ajhart]

Cumbeast - Raping Santa
Torsofuck - Fistfucking Her Decomposed Cadaver
Pus Vomit - God Help Me Rape the Dead
Gorelord - Alive When Fucking the Dead
Diminished - Chainsaw Cunt
Profanatica - Black Cum
Viral Load - Raped with a Rake

Off the top of my head.

Yes! Perfect! Thanks man

 

[cookiecutter]

This entire album: http://www.metal-archives.com/albums/Perverse_Dependence/Gruesome_Forms_of_Distorted_Libido/251393