Neverland Ranch investigators find body of REAL Michael Jackson...

[dill_the_devil]

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4111

The Onion have absolutely outdone themselves with this one...

 

[mousewings]

Hahaha. What I suspected too. The faux Mike is an alien.

 

[NAD]

"This is very disturbing news," Gustafson said. "But to be honest, it's kind of a relief too. Thriller and Off The Wall are really amazing records. Now I can pull them out of my 'ruined by child abuse' storage bin and start listening to them again."

Awesome.

 

[dill_the_devil]

The scary thing is how plausible the story is...

 

[NAD]

He has gone from freak to tool. He shows up for court late every day, staggering, like this broken down withered old woman. What a fucking weirdo.

 

[mousewings]

He isn't an old woman...? Enhanced by plastic surgery? Hmm...

 

[Hell Mike]

Enhanced

...

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

rofl