Dude, Van looks like a pretty strong guy - as does Jeff.
Also, you can't kill jim because he is dorian gray, so unless they find the picture they are horridly fucked.
And Warrel is just totally resilient (c'mon, the man got dragged by a bus that one time) and can bust all their eardrums with his falsetto singing - causing pain and disorientation.
Also - Devin is losing his force fast, he's already balding...
and that one guy is fat
and they are all canadian, every last one of them...
nevermore wins - fatality - flawless victory.