NEW!!! Dimebag Interview

Gallantry over Docility said:
Is this pre-death or post-death?

*thought the same thing upon entry*

Interviewer: SOOOOO Dimebag WHAT WAS IT LIKE AT YOUR LAST PERFORMANCE BEFORE YOU...WELL...
Dimebag: *silence*
Interviewer: THERE YOU HAVE IT FOLKS.
 
I didn't think that.....because I read it as New......Dimebag Interview as opposed to New Dimebag Interview.
 
Interviewer: So Dimebag, how's death treatin' ya?
Dimebag: Death fuckin' rocks dude! Satan digs my music man!
 
Dodens Grav said:
I was so hoping for someone making a mock interview with a dead Dimebag. :(

Even as a Pantera fan I would find that funny. I think people get way to pissy about this whole thing. When have metalheads been so lacking of a sense of humor. We are known for our sick and twisted sense of humor, but get all shocked and pissy when someone makes a joke about this. Haven't we made jokes about everything else?

I will pay anyone $20 for a well done and funny mock interview emailed to my website (through the form). I will only post one and it must be funny. You only get paid if it is well done, detailed, and FUNNY! If I don't post one, it means none of them were funny enough. If yours isn't posted, you don't get paid. I have the right to not post any and only I can decide if one is funny enough to cough up my hard earned money.

http://www.abrasiverock.com/email.php
 
"I will pay anyone $20 for a well done and funny mock interview emailed to my website (through the form). I will only post one and it must be funny. You only get paid if it is well done, detailed, and FUNNY! If I don't post one, it means none of them were funny enough. If yours isn't posted, you don't get paid. I have the right to not post any and only I can decide if one is funny enough to cough up my hard earned money."

Sounds like a lot of work for $20. I'd be surprised if you received anything.
 
I dunno how some of you can be so mean, he was a real man with real human emotions, this display of insensitivity makes me wanna puke guys.
 
Thraxz said:
Douchebag Darrel...


fuck you, thats awful. Why in the fuck did you need to say that, he's dead. He was one of the best guitar players ever and I dont understand what you would have against him, thats really fucked up.
 
Congratulations BlackMetalTyrant, you are quickly becoming the most annoying poster this board has ever seen.
 
BlackMetalTyrant said:
fuck you, thats awful. Why in the fuck did you need to say that, he's dead. He was one of the best guitar players ever and I dont understand what you would have against him, thats really fucked up.
id imagine mr dimebag "white power" darrell wouldnt have much positive to say to you either

i mean seriously someone who has a guitar with the confederate flag, rallies the audience to do the nazi salute during gigs, drives a pickup and wgo used to be in the band COTTON PICKER HOLOCAUST is hardly someone to grieve over for a person like you :confused: