New England snow thread

HEY THIS IS A THREAD ABOUT SNOW

TAKE YOUR BULLSHIT ELSEWHERE

Nah, it's cool. I wouldn't mind a day away from this before I have to shovel like a fiend tomorrow...
 
KILL TULLY said:
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bwahahahahahaha
 
only if there were lots of mermaids to screw. hot ones. Little Mermaid Hot. without the fishstink, or at least limited. oh who cares about the smell.
 
MajestikMøøse said:
actually with the aid of a good assault rifle the danger from cannibalistic villagers is surprisingly small.

where's the fun in that. You gotta at least fight fair and go at them with a melee weapon. Perhaps something along the lines of a pair of daggers, and a belt full of throwing knives.

Kill a few dozen and hang their scalps from trees and wear their ears like trophies and they'll leave you alone. And over time you can just cause their tribe members to randomly disappear until they're all gone, or at least an easily overtaken number.
 
In that case bring a flamethrower, some bear mace and a few grenades. Another option would be to dismantle a stun gun and build it into a leather glove with the trigger hooked up to your thumb so you can drop em with your touch.

Then shag their virgin sacrifices. And if you're man as fag you can have them piss on you too. Then kill them.


However.... what's the point in being a god if you don't have a giant beast to command. And the ability to randomly fling villagers accross the world, or drop giant boulders on their heads.
 
what's the point in being a god if you don't have a giant beast to command. And the ability to randomly fling villagers accross the world, or drop giant boulders on their heads.

Hey, we're civilized people here! This isn't the Lord of the Flies!