New England snow thread

[MFJ]

HEY THIS IS A THREAD ABOUT SNOW

TAKE YOUR BULLSHIT ELSEWHERE

Nah, it's cool. I wouldn't mind a day away from this before I have to shovel like a fiend tomorrow...

 

[NAD]

bwahahahahahaha

 

[MajestikMøøse]

living on an island in the middle of the ocean would be cool except for marauding tsunamis.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

and cannibalistic villagers.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

actually with the aid of a good assault rifle the danger from cannibalistic villagers is surprisingly small.

 

[NAD]

only if there were lots of mermaids to screw. hot ones. Little Mermaid Hot. without the fishstink, or at least limited. oh who cares about the smell.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Mermaids can will their fishtails off whenever they want... at least that's what I learned from Talk To Me Dirty III

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

actually with the aid of a good assault rifle the danger from cannibalistic villagers is surprisingly small.

where's the fun in that. You gotta at least fight fair and go at them with a melee weapon. Perhaps something along the lines of a pair of daggers, and a belt full of throwing knives.

Kill a few dozen and hang their scalps from trees and wear their ears like trophies and they'll leave you alone. And over time you can just cause their tribe members to randomly disappear until they're all gone, or at least an easily overtaken number.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

but if you use a gun they'll revere you as a God or at least a sorcerer. There's a tradeoff.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

In that case bring a flamethrower, some bear mace and a few grenades. Another option would be to dismantle a stun gun and build it into a leather glove with the trigger hooked up to your thumb so you can drop em with your touch.

Then shag their virgin sacrifices. And if you're man as fag you can have them piss on you too. Then kill them.


However.... what's the point in being a god if you don't have a giant beast to command. And the ability to randomly fling villagers accross the world, or drop giant boulders on their heads.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

what's the point in being a god if you don't have a giant beast to command. And the ability to randomly fling villagers accross the world, or drop giant boulders on their heads.

Hey, we're civilized people here! This isn't the Lord of the Flies!

 

[Chromatose]

I've got the conch

 

[NAD]

sucks to your assmar!

 

[Chromatose]

pig's head on a stick!

 

[NAD]

MY SPECS!!!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Here Piggy piggy piggy...

 

[Chromatose]

This is all Lisa's fault, she started the stupid U.N. club!

 

[NAD]

He's got a real pretty mouth on him, don't he?

 

[Chromatose]

People, people! Let's not blame eachother! We all know this is Milhouse's fault!

 

[NAD]

i can't go any further! you'll have to carry me.