New Post!!!!!!!!!!!!

[little miss messiah]

Mike: Someone must have pulled the communication cord.

Vyv: It wasnt me matey, if British Rail want £50, they can blimmin well go out and become a prostitute. Which they virtually are anyway. Right commuters????


OMG!!! am off on one

*goes to calm down and look like she's doing some work*

 

[Tony]

'Stand up revolutionary biscuits of italy
Rise up out of ya box!
You have nothing to lose but youre waaaafers,
yum yum yum yum yum.

I never wanted to be a train driver you know....'

'Why doesnt anyone like me?
Coz ya a complete bastard.
I find that pretty DIFFICULT to belive!'


'Ive got a porche, mwuhahah!'
Few more SELECT quotes there