New Slayer album cover... (+ general discussion on new Slayer album/EP - Mod)

[skeptik]

What the fuck is with a quadriplegic pirate Jesus?

 

[Helspyre]

I would like this more if Jesus looked less feral, and maybe if his head was tilted down and smaller. His head looks like a balloon it's enormous.

And what about grey oval-head zombie dude? His head is like three times as big as the heads floating around him.

 

[Demilich]

And what about grey oval-head zombie dude? His head is like three times as big as the heads floating around him.

What is your point exactly?

 

[Helspyre]

What is your point exactly?

That his head looks too big compared to the other heads nearby.

 

[Demilich]

He may not be of the same species. Why does an album cover have to conform to such laughable terms?

 

[Horst Nordfink]

It's Jesus, man. He can do anything.

 

[Helspyre]

He may not be of the same species. Why does an album cover have to conform to such laughable terms?

It was just an observation dude. Chill.

 

[Zephyrus]

It's Jesus, man. He can do anything.

 

[Horst Nordfink]

I bet he'd trip over his dress.

 

[Demilich]

It was just an observation dude. Chill.

All I did was ask you a question dude. This is a discussion forum right?

 

[Helspyre]

All I did was ask you a question dude. This is a discussion forum right?

Well I will disregard your use of the term "laughable" then and say that an album cover does not have to conform to any terms, nor does any art, which was not a claim I made in the first place. That doesn't mean I (or anyone else) can't dislike it on my own terms, laughable or not.

 

[CF87]

10+/10

the masters of real metal are back. fuck opeth, hail slayer.

Are you kidding ?

Slayer have not released anything good since seasons(1990), what makes you think it's going to be good or that slayer are the masters of metal or even up there anymore. Judas Priest and Maiden are older and still release kick ass oldschool metal albums to this day unlike slayer.

fuck slayer really.

 

[Hammer of Might]

At least it's controversial, that always draws attention.

 

[Susperia]

That his head looks too big compared to the other heads nearby.

But he's also in the extreme foreground.

And Dodens, how do you know he's a quadrapelgic? He could just have no arms.

 

[Demilich]

Well I will disregard your use of the term "laughable" then and say that an album cover does not have to conform to any terms, nor does any art, which was not a claim I made in the first place. That doesn't mean I (or anyone else) can't dislike it on my own terms, laughable or not.

Maybe I should rephrase my question: Can you explain to me why it is a problem that his head is bigger than the others? I'm just curious.

 

[Hammer of Might]

They should definitely lose the eye patch

 

[Helspyre]

Maybe I should rephrase my question: Can you explain to me why it is a problem that his head is bigger than the others? I'm just curious.

It just bugs me. Why is he so special?

 

[Hammer of Might]

who fucking cares

 

[Demilich]

who fucking cares

I'd assume that I did, otherwise I wouldn't continue to pursue the subject. Coincidentally, I don't give a fuck that it doesn't interest you either.

It just bugs me. Why is he so special?

BECAUSE HE'S BIG AND SCARY AND ANTI-CHRISTIAN!!! ARRRR!1

 

[Horst Nordfink]

Slayer have not released anything good since seasons(1990), what makes you think it's going to be good or that slayer are the masters of metal or even up there anymore. Judas Priest and Maiden are older and still release kick ass oldschool metal albums to this day unlike slayer.

Yeah, and I mean, look at Dance of Death by Iron Maiden. Horrible artwork, great tunes. I predict quite the opposite for this Slayer album.