new year's resolution

[minxnim]

they email these little lists around the office of this every year. i never partake, but this year i decided to do it because i felt pressure. this is my list so far:



- start up smoking again so i can waste time at work and irritate the mini-coughers on 14th street
- learn how to shoot a gun better
- learn to ice skate
- start sleeping way less (2 hour maximum)
- avoid doctors (especially when dying)
- stop trying to be a freakin artist (waste of time)
- become anorexic

that's it for now.

 

[FuSoYa]

i have already got you beat on the anorexic tip

 

[avi]

I wish I could operate on 2 hrs of sleep but it just isn't happening for me

 

[lizard]

I'm operating on four hours of sleep and it completely sucks. I have ample free time but I'm too tired to enjoy it!

 

[goatschool]

- get a job and hate it

- get a life and kill it

- start introducing family members to the concept of 'fuck off'

 

[minxnim]

i should add snorting meth on weekends b/c it'll make me look cool.

 

[ChromeLife]

-Keep trying to be an artist (waste of time.)

 

[minxnim]

oh and also:
- not snap like a twig whenever i see the burly director's face bounding toward me in this office.

 

[Nut Butter]

to stop biting clear through my mothertruckin' cheeks.
to not get fired within weeks of getting my first real job.

I wish they had lists like that at my office. I could pretend to be cool too...

 

[minxnim]

actually, this would be cool:
- to stop posting on message boards

 

[Nut Butter]

fight a bear

 

[minxnim]

'did you try looking that up on the internet?'


me: 'the what?'

 

[Nut Butter]

join the Volunteer Amputees of America

 

[minxnim]

- fugue

 

[azal]

stop being a dirtbag.
stop asking my parents for money.
stop sleeping with skanks. (maybe not)
start eating food that isn't ketchup on bread.
increase smoking to pack and a half per day.

 

[Nut Butter]

grow wings

 

[Nut Butter]

convert to Japanese

 

[minxnim]

- will an extra limb to grow on my body
- return my library books
- kill myself

 

[Nut Butter]

no please don't kill yourself, you seem nice.

 

[minxnim]

meh