new year's resolution

xfer · Dec 9, 2003

"seem" is faint praise.

minxnim · Dec 9, 2003

wow mick jagger looks really rough now:

azal · Dec 9, 2003

kill Burt Reynolds
reattach circumsized foreskin to my penis, with household items.

xfer · Dec 9, 2003

whoa he looks like he's been crumpled up and thrown in a wastebasket.

Nut Butter · Dec 9, 2003

xfer said:
"seem" is faint praise.

not coming from a stranger.

And yeah, Jaggerzombie yo.

Baliset · Dec 9, 2003

my only two resolutions are:

1. finish solo project
2. try to lose some weight(read: not through anorexia)

minxnim · Dec 9, 2003

- figure out a way to not be at work but APPEAR to be here all the time

azal · Dec 9, 2003

he looks like he is chewing 18 pieces of gum at lightspeed.

Nut Butter · Dec 9, 2003

deflower a poodle.

Nut Butter · Dec 9, 2003

mathematically demonstrate the existence of Allah

avi · Dec 9, 2003

- find a way to become self-employed
- buy a house

Nut Butter · Dec 9, 2003

avi said:
- find a way to become self-employed
- buy a house

Shouldn't you have thought of that before you got married?

avi · Dec 9, 2003

um, no.

azal · Dec 9, 2003

BURN!

x

Nut Butter · Dec 9, 2003

Heartburn, maybe...

LuminousAether · Dec 9, 2003

-become a ninja
or
-become a 3rd world dictator

Novembers Paul · Dec 9, 2003

the_preppy said:
wow mick jagger looks really rough now:

I thought this was Don Knotts.

Nut Butter · Dec 10, 2003

Novembers Paul said:
I thought this was Don Knotts.

lizard · Dec 10, 2003

that's SIR DON KNOTS to us commoners.

FrostGiant · Dec 10, 2003

-spend more time watching the Simpsons
-quit