News flash:

[EricT]

RP thinks a spider fell out of his ass. While cleaning.

Discuss.

 

[Captain Beard]

He been drinking?

 

[Anvil]

...Sexy?

 

[reese_apoc]

how did the spider get in there in the first place? run out of old cocks to penetrate his, now widely opened, anus?

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

He been drinking?

SOON.

Just conditioning the ole rear hair and noticed something spider-like hit the bathtub is all.

 

[EricT]

I'm not wearing any clothing, and my room is a breeding ground for arachnids. We are soon to find out the HOW.

 

[Captain Beard]

I've never used conditioner on my ass hair.

 

[reese_apoc]

i've used it on my nut hair and my ass hair...doesn't really help too much though. so dont' worry about it

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

I've never used conditioner on my ass hair.

It's actually great for the tuft at the crack (if misfortune has blessed you so abundantly)

Conditioner loosens all the hair and allows everything (lint, paper, the dirtier things) to detach easily.
When I was sixteen or seventeen I noticed some rather nasty presents in my underwear and following the scream of horror after a mirror inspection I took swift action.

 

[Anvil]

Go get your asshole waxed, boy.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

It'll just regrow every four months or so. It's really not hard to manage.

(biggest mistake ever was growing up, my mom taught me to wet the toilet paper a bit before the wipe. that just weakened its integrity and left a MESS.)

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

i love my penis

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

i love my penis

i still have those three transformers songs in my playlist and they all came on today during my walk to the comic book store! EPIC

 

[Anvil]

It'll just regrow every four months or so. It's really not hard to manage.

But then that's 4 months of not having to manage it.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

against the every four months where I need to make the biggest inconvenience and FIND a place and then endure it, and the embarrassment.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

i still have those three transformers songs in my playlist and they all came on today during my walk to the comic book store! EPIC

nice. the new batman was dumb. amazing spiderman was badass
and im really wanting to know what the hell is in Sara Pezinis stomach!

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

I loved the new Batman as a standalone. Great action and art! Raises a lot of questions.

Amazing Spider-man was okay, a bit cliche. Did you see who Wolverine killed? That was interesting, but Loeb is taking a few too many liberties in his run, imo. Spectacular Spiderman was fucking DUMB. They ruined Venom utterly.

See the new All Star Batman?

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

lol yeah, wolverine killed sabertooth
I only read amazing and ultimate spiderman
all star batman is still around?

im going night night