nick qe're sorry

[Climb Thar Hill]

dude we're soerry doe waking you T 5AM. VODKA REDBULL IS A SONOFbitch.

be cool dAWG,


btw

WE CA;LLED BOTH Matts. CANDA & RHOSE ISLnd

 

[Demilich]

I think one of you talked to my dad at 5:30 am

 

[swizzlenuts]

Is there a way to upload voice mails to audio? I'll try it when I get home. The message they gave me is HILARIOUS.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Happy Birthday Broseph! Once again, we're sorry!

 

[Demilich]

I still remember that morning when I woke up and my mom was telling me "I think some guy called really early this morning for you, it was probably Mike" and I was thinking it was my buddy Mike Mandel... which woulda totally made sense

but it was Mike & Jerry... I kinda wish I was awake for that call

 

[dorian gray]

It was me actually

 

[Krilons Resa]

Happy Birthday Broseph! Once again, we're sorry!

I could watch that shit all damn day. The part where both his sandals fly in the air is amazing.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Plantain moccasins. Like the Navajo, the Maasai waste nothing.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Was this the day that I got the awesome boba fett driving in his car down the boulevard rap on my voicemail?

 

[Reign in Acai]

Brandon, where's Nicholas? This board is about as dead as a coon's credit.

 

[swizzlenuts]

No idea. I haven't talked to him in ages. I sent him a link on facebook and texted him about me shitting my pants at a party, and he didn't respond to either.

 

[Demilich]

^ Haw haw

Somehow my dad just remembered and reminded me of his early morning conversation with Jerry and Michael a few days ago

And yes, we need more TheGreatDeceiver !!

 

[Reign in Acai]

texted him about me shitting my pants at a party, and he didn't respond to either.

Do tell. Why have ye been holding such a gem out on us?

 

[swizzlenuts]

haha.

Well I was at a party and I previously finished a growler of delicious homebrew watching football, and after the game my friend took me to a party where they had a local octoberfest on tap. Obviously I continued to drink more and more. I hadn't eaten that day and I've been pretty sick lately; I also had diarrhea the whole weekend. I apparently tried to squeeze out a fart, but what came out was shit down my leg in the form of chuncky diarrhea. It got all over my boxers, shorts, and right leg. I spent the next 30 minutes in the bathroom scrubbing my legs, ass, and pants. I ended up tossing my boxers into the trash. In my next drunken decision, I told the host of the party, and he took out the trash filled with my awesome boxers; I also went around telling people the whole night that I shit my pants. I even ended up blacking out after that, but I was told that I was the joke of the night.

 

[Reign in Acai]

An older co-worker of mine confided that he had shat himself a couple months back. Why I was his sole confidant in such matters is beyond me. It always starts with a fart.

 

[swizzlenuts]

It happens sometimes.

 

[Demilich]

Peters you are too much

Gotta love the brutal honesty about one of the most sensitive conversational subjects known to contemporary man!

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

nice

 

[War Ensemble]

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

awesome