k, so here's a good one. from last night.
porcupines, a lot of rabid ones. except with longer snouts, more like hedgehogs with quills. very aggressive, because they are rabid and starving. this part stems from seeing a quill up close for the first time over the weekend, plus an e-convo i was having with a certain board member last week.
rabid porcupines. small ones, like mouse-sized, amble up and try to gnaw. they can kind of get kicked away, but i get infected by a tenacious specimen.
then there are larger members, out in the woods. they are bigger than the norm, comparable to a small pig. they are monsterous and ferocious and one attacks a scientist in his white van, crunching his torso with an explicit soundtrack. unfortunately, it takes a second bite and the bone-splintering audio effect is apparently on loop. blood splattered white van.
there was more, and it culminated in a rabid german shepard attack.
porcupines, a lot of rabid ones. except with longer snouts, more like hedgehogs with quills. very aggressive, because they are rabid and starving. this part stems from seeing a quill up close for the first time over the weekend, plus an e-convo i was having with a certain board member last week.
rabid porcupines. small ones, like mouse-sized, amble up and try to gnaw. they can kind of get kicked away, but i get infected by a tenacious specimen.
then there are larger members, out in the woods. they are bigger than the norm, comparable to a small pig. they are monsterous and ferocious and one attacks a scientist in his white van, crunching his torso with an explicit soundtrack. unfortunately, it takes a second bite and the bone-splintering audio effect is apparently on loop. blood splattered white van.
there was more, and it culminated in a rabid german shepard attack.
