Nip slip at the Super Bowl

[NAD]

Well I'll admit that if even Tyra Banks approached me and screamed I WANNA SUCK YER COCK!!! I'd surely oblige her, but when I see her on TV I still scream DUMB BITCH!!! and she's one of the very few said dumb bitches that willy actually puts forth a coherent thought to say "yeah, you're right, she's stupid."

Jessica Simpson I might bang for a freebie, but my general distaste for her isn't due to her intelligence. She looks retarded! Britney has those far apart eyes like a lesser canine too, but she has an okay body.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Jessica Simpson looks like the ugly sister of Britney Spears...

besides... she is just..regular! there is nothing special about her looks.


i agree about Byonce. now, she is Hot!
also, naomi campbell !!

Right, she's disgusting. :Smug:

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

 

[NAD]

That fucking rules.

I mean, THAT'S IMMORAL!!!! YOU CAN'T SHOW THAT ON TV!!!!!!!!!!!

:Smug:

 

[General Zod]

Diana Ross? God no! She's scary.

Now that you mention it, Jessica Simpson does kind of look like Britney's ugly sister. That being said, I wouldn't kick her out of bed.

Zod

 

[JayKeeley]

Diana Ross? God no! She's scary.

I've heard several times that the Jacksons face lifts are all patterned after Diana Ross. If you look at the similarities, it's quite disconcerting. I don't think Janet and Michael are worlds apart in looks either - they certainly went to the same surgeon for those freaky pointy noses.

Now that you mention it, Jessica Simpson does kind of look like Britney's ugly sister. That being said, I wouldn't kick her out of bed.

I think they're both great looking. There were some awards recently where Jessica Simpson turned up in a white suit, shoulder length hair and red extensions. She was smokin'!

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Jessica Simpson is WAY hot. To think otherwise is to be TEH GHEY.

 

[J.]

I just wanna play with those tits, while she talks about Chicken from the Sea.

 

[JayKeeley]

...while she talks about Chicken from the Sea.

Which is ironic, since that's what her pussy probably smells like.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Which is ironic, since that's what her pussy probably smells like.

No chance!

I have the uncanny ability to tell how a woman's nether regions smell based on looks alone, and Ms. Simpson is definitely a peach

 

[NAD]

Guaranteed nastysnatch. Thick head + thick thighs = musty broom closet.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Guaranteed nastysnatch. Thick head + thick thighs = musty broom closet.

Thick thighs? Get glasses alice.

Secondly, you KNOW she's got at most a 'landing strip,' if not an outright 'hardwood floor.' No hair = 99% of the scent problem gone.

Finally, it's her job to be hot. That's all. She doesn't have to do anything else. Trust me

 

[NAD]

The last photos I saw of her were from Maxim a few years ago, and she had thick legs. Maybe just the calves, I don't remember. She's not my girlfriend like she is yours.

Fuck that bald pussy shit! Yecch! Landing strips get the thumbs up from me though, definitely.

Can she sing? I've never heard her shit, just seen her in magazines and on That 70s Show (which she is actually pretty decent, gotta give her that).

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

The last photos I saw of her were from Maxim a few years ago, and she had thick legs. Maybe just the calves, I don't remember. She's not my girlfriend like she is yours.

Fuck that bald pussy shit! Yecch! Landing strips get the thumbs up from me though, definitely.

Can she sing? I've never heard her shit, just seen her in magazines and on That 70s Show (which she is actually pretty decent, gotta give her that).

She was on That 70s Show?

LOL, she's not my girlfriend, though if she was, I'd make damned sure she wouldn't have much ability to talk, if you catch my drift.

The only reason I've seen so much of her is because my unemployed self has now seen every episode of "Newlyweds" 4x over.

 

[JayKeeley]

I have the uncanny ability to tell how a woman's nether regions smell based on looks alone, and Ms. Simpson is definitely a peach

You only say that because you fancy Nick Lachey.

 

[NAD]

Who is that Nick dude anyhow? He some sort of star? I so god damn never watch TV... outside of the Simpsons, 24, and the somewhat regular That 70s Show that is.

Yeah, she was Kelso's girlfriend on That 70s Show. She played a ditz though, maybe that's why I thought she did okay at it.

 

[J.]

Nick achey looks like he is a missing character from Fraggle Rock. That dude is just goofy looking. He must have a big schlong to snag SImpson. Then again, she is stupid as shit, so....

 

[JayKeeley]

Yeah he used to be in a boy band called 98 Degrees, or something like that.

 

[J.]

Who is that Nick dude anyhow? He some sort of star? I so god damn never watch TV... outside of the Simpsons, 24, and the somewhat regular That 70s Show that is.

Yeah, she was Kelso's girlfriend on That 70s Show. She played a ditz though, maybe that's why I thought she did okay at it.

I thought that was SHannon Elizabeth, from American Pie.

 

[NAD]

Nah, but she's his current (pregnant) girlfriend. Jessica Simpson was the girl in California that Kelso left Jackie for at the end of the season before last.

Jeez, didn't realize I knew the show that well...