NoLordy Beard needs a hug.

[Dead_Lioness]

yep, the good benefits Canada gives...
you can't beat that... Canada and most of the European countries...


There there David... I hope you'll get what you need,
I really do!
you have my good wishes all the way.
and another big hug too!

 

[lizard]

wow, this sucks beard.....best wishes....

(if I knew I could get hugs from bad health news I'd invent something like:

[1:15pm] <Lizard> Oh in other news, I need $10000
[1:15pm] <Lizard> I was attacked by two chimpanzees in California
[1:15pm] <ct_thrash> :O
[1:15pm] <ct_thrash> oh noes!
[1:16pm] <Lizard> They ripped off my foot and both testicles. It was bloody ‘orrible.
[1:16pm] <ct_thrash>
[1:16pm] <ct_thrash> what did they say is wrong with it exactly
[1:16pm] <Lizard> they also bit my nose off.
[1:16pm] <ct_thrash> (
[1:17pm] <Lizard> I may never smell again L
[1:17pm] <Lizard> no more wondrous scents from the ladies, lasagna, tacos…
[1:17pm] <ct_thrash> wow that sucks, sorry to hear that. booooo
[1:17pm] <ct_thrash> we'll have to start a fund
[1:17pm] <ct_thrash> ;P
[1:17pm] <Lizard> I may was well post it.
[1:18pm] <Lizard> as
[1:18pm] <ct_thrash> sure
[1:18pm] <KTV> how the fuck did you get attacked by chimps?
[1:18pm] <Lizard> it all happened so fast…maybe it was the patchouli…it smells kinda like bananas
[1:18pm] <Lizard> I’d sniff back the tears but I have no nose.
[1:18pm] <Lizard> no doctor would do the surgery
[1:18pm] <Lizard> and now I have no ballz
[1:19pm] <Lizard> I HAVE NO INSURANCE
[1:19pm] <Lizard> my noze won’t grow back.
[1:19pm] <KTV> youve had it your whole life...whats the big deal waiting till youre covered to reattach your sniffer??
[1:20pm] <Lizard> because its bad enough that i'm missing a foot! Fucking chimps.
[1:20pm] <Lizard> lose
[1:20pm] <KTV> .............
[1:20pm] <KTV> dude
[1:21pm] <Lizard> meh.
[1:21pm] <KTV> another fucking blunder on the part of medicine.
[1:21pm] <ct_thrash> :'(
[1:21pm] <KTV> they should have seen this fucking years ago
[1:21pm] <Lizard> they DID
[1:21pm] <Lizard> they ddnt do anything – WHEN CHIMPS ATTACK
[1:21pm] <Lizard> THey saw this 10 years ago and did nothing
[1:21pm] <KTV> .........
[1:21pm] <KTV> malpractice!
[1:21pm] <Lizard> none of them
[1:22pm] <KTV> if your balls weren’t missing you could take out your frustrations with hot monkey love – er…
[1:22pm] <Lizard> great. I’m missing a foot, both balls, my nose, and you’re making monkey puns
[1:22pm] <Lizard> What the hell am I supposed to do?
[1:23pm] * ct_thrash sighs for lizard

 

[Lynn]

<KTV> if you lose your ear id go rip off all their cocks with a fucking monkey wrench


Ouch.Sucky David

On the good side, my earlobe has given up making narsty fluid filled lumps.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

well thats disappointing lynn. we wanted audio!

hahah liz *hugs and bosoms for you too*

 

[lizard]

I'm so easily satisfied with cheap thrills heeeheee

 

[Captain Beard]

Tamara, I had class until 2 PST... sorry

 

[Captain Beard]

Lizard: I live an hour from Bakersfield. Drive here and I'll give you a dollar!

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Awww. Hugs for David.

 

[Brett]

This forum is terribly depressing.

right now it is, yes.

sorry dude, i hope it'll work out for you.