Not cool

Greg B.

fuck "M."
Apr 15, 2004
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I was doing some volunteer work at an animal shelter. When I was coming up after bending down, one of the cats tore my nose open. This resulted in my using job hunt time to sit in the emergency room, get a tetanus shot, and make a pharmacy run. I just looked in the mirror and my nose is bruised, there's a gash running up the right side of my nose, and my clothing is stained with blood.

Now for the uncool part: the employee handling my medical reimbursement turns to me and says "keep away from Shadow. He's my favorite cat. If something happens, I'm going to put you down and not him."