Profånity said:
Everything you say is true. Because England is such a sissy country, you see people wherever you go smoking weed.
Mr Profanity my English Bloody Sod Wanker Bubba Buddy, the truth as I
see it is we have to smoke weed so we won't be utter disgusted
by all of the bad teeth the english bubbas have or be repulsed by the
sheer amount of bad breath the english bubbas have. Some mouths
are dirtier than cat litter bubba. I could never understand why
everything was closed on Sunday and closed so early during the week.
And the food in england is so bland and tasteless all you English wanker
bubbas have to put tons of mayonnaise on everything. Tell Mr Profanity
my English Bloody Wanker Bubba Buddy, why are people in England
wear their pijamas at the pubs on New Years Eve? Tell Me why is that?
Did you know I was President of the United States? I was the 42nd
President. I was also a Rhodes Scholar in England.And I learned that
y'all English Bloody Wanker Bubbas or as you like to call yourself,
Britons think Americans are stupid, yet you love our pop-culture,
and moreover you fail to realize that if indeed there is something
wrong with America, it's all your fucking fault, cause England created US.
I could never learn how to dunk donuts into the tea. Why do y'all
Briton bubbas drink tea? You cant dunk donuts in tea. Man United
is what you call your football team but to me, a Rhodes Scholar,
it sounds more like the Man-Boy Love Association(NAMBLA) .
Just a Thought my English Bloody Wanker Sod Bubba Buddy.
I think I should be the next Prime Minister of England. You have
crap health care, crap police, Crap Education, Crap minimum wage,
low prosperity, Dirty shit all over the place, sky-high taxes.
I think England needs Bill Clinton. I really do. I could bless the Queen
with my skin septor oh except for one reason, she's got a penis.
You know, I thought I was grabbing on some clam down there
and found a muscle instead. Do you get that my English Bloody Wanker
Sod Buddy? Clams and Mussles,a muscle? like a love muscle? oh forget it.
You English Wanker Bubbas know nothin about nookie. That must
be why y'all are so unhappy and unbelievably queer.
Y'all dont know what to do with your 'sex pistols' ...those poor gals.
I woke up this morning and I smoked 2 joints. I love weed, I really do.
I'm going to go put on my Metallica records now....I'm in the mood
for some moshing and some headbanging. The Secret Service usually
joins in.
So, yes, in short, England's a pretty big sissy country. yes sir. yes indeed.
Ta Ta My English Bloody Wanker Sod Bubba Buddy,
-Bill