O/T - Breast Implants save lives.

[Joecephus]

Hooray For Boobies

Courtesy of Reuters.

JERUSALEM (Reuters) - An Israeli woman's breast implants saved her life when she was wounded in a Hizbollah rocket attack during Israel's war with the Lebanese group, a hospital spokesman said Tuesday.

Doctors found shrapnel embedded in the silicone implants, just inches from the 24-year-old's heart.

"She was saved from death," said a spokesman for Nahariya Hospital in northern Israel. The woman has been released from hospital.

 

[MikeyBong]

Ya see that ladies! If you were thinking about getting implants, This should convince you. Fake boobs are good for you!

 

[TacoBellJunkie]

Thats awesome. I still prefer real ones though.

 

[molochete]

Thats awesome. I still prefer real ones though.

Me 2

 

[MetalThrasher442]

I prefer eal ones, but hell if my woman got her boobs three sizes bigger plus it would save her life..I wouldn't be complaining

 

[remington69]

Trust me, bigger boobs aren't a picnic sometimes.

 

[MikeyBong]

Trust me, bigger boobs aren't a picnic sometimes.

They may not be for a woman, but...

 

[DarbysDad]

Best thread in ages - except the war part.

 

[prime666]

tits are last on my list. When judging a womens physical apperance. Face comes first, pussy second, ass third. Tits are just fancy pillows or one more thing to cum on.

 

[MikeyBong]

tits are last on my list. When judging a womens physical apperance. Face comes first, pussy second, ass third. Tits are just fancy pillows or one more thing to cum on.

You have such a way with words bro!

 

[MikeyBong]

Best thread in ages - except the war part.

War? There was a war part? All I saw was B O O B S !

 

[THEBALDGUYFROMBLACKLODGEVIDEO]

Ya see that ladies! If you were thinking about getting implants, This should convince you. Fake boobs are good for you!

Why only "ladies"? What kind of sexist are you? Do you think men shouldn't have a better chance to survive under heavy bombardment? Wouldn't those things also help you during a flood, so instead of drawning you just gently float into the sea? I say let's everybody get fake boobs before it's too late! And the government has to pay for them.

 

[MikeyBong]

Why only "ladies"? What kind of sexist are you? Do you think men shouldn't have a better chance to survive under heavy bombardment? Wouldn't those things also help you during a flood, so instead of drawning you just gently float into the sea? I say let's everybody get fake boobs before it's too late! And the government has to pay for them.

I stand corrected and apologize for my sexist remark! Since I already have "man-boobs" could I just get the money instead?

 

[THEBALDGUYFROMBLACKLODGEVIDEO]

I stand corrected and apologize for my sexist remark! Since I already have "man-boobs" could I just get the money instead?

Right. Those who aren't concerned about safety issues should be able to receive from the government the monetary equivalent of a pair of good quality fake boobs plus the cost of the installation and maintanence. This amount of money should be spent only on drinking and whoremongering.

 

[DarbysDad]

tits are last on my list. When judging a womens physical apperance. Face comes first, pussy second, ass third. Tits are just fancy pillows or one more thing to cum on.

Pussy second? come on Prime I know your a cunning liguist (sp) like my self

 

[MikeyBong]

Right. Those who aren't concerned about safety issues should be able to receive from the government the monetary equivalent of a pair of good quality fake boobs plus the cost of the installation and maintanence. This amount of money should be spent only on drinking and whoremongering.

I like the way you think sir! Drinking and whoremongering are so important in any balanced diet!