o/t:Masturbate-a-thon**Those Damned Brits** LOL

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UK-- Hundreds of Britons are being urged to attend what is being branded as Europe's first "Masturbate-a-thon", a leading British reproductive healthcare charity said.
Marie Stopes International, which is hosting the event with HIV/AIDS charity the Terrence Higgins Trust, said it expected up to 200 people to attend the sponsored masturbation session in Clerkenwell, central London, on Sunday.

"It is a bit of a publicity stunt but we hope it will raise awareness," a Marie Stopes spokeswoman said.

"We want to get people talking about safer sex, masturbation and to lift taboos."

Participants, who have to be over 18, can bring any aids they need and can take part in four different rooms - a comfort area, a mixed area, along with men and women only areas.

However, the rules on the event's website states there can be no touching of other participants nor are people allowed to fake orgasms.

"The amount you raise will be determined by how many minutes you masturbate and/or how many orgasms you achieve," the website said.

Organisers said participants will have the option of wearing clothes that "they feel hot or erotic in" and will be able to go into private booths, and male-only or female-only areas, should they wish.

Individuals who are too embarrassed to get sponsorship can "self-donate".

Around five people are aiming to break the masturbation record (eight-and-a-half hours for a man and six hours 20 minutes for a woman).

The Marie Stopes spokeswoman said local religious groups had been initially outraged, but after people had heard what the event was about, most had approved it.

Police had also given it their approval.

Similar events have been staged in San Francisco for the last six years raising $US25,000 ($32,927) for women's health initiatives and HIV prevention.

If successful, Marie Stopes said it could take place elsewhere in mainland Europe next year.
 
eighteeschick said:
Thankfully I get out at 3:30 but I have another 4 1/2 hours to go. No bossman today or Monday. I really should just go home.


Yeah you should just go Chickolita, leave your boss a note saying that Jockthrax said it was okay.
 
On a different topic but similiar I guess...

On August 19th, in London 200 poker buffs will gather and compete in the world's biggest strip poker event. The winner will not only win a Golden Fig Lead trophy and $18,630 in cash, but a place in the Guinness Book of Records as the first World Strip Poker Champion. And at the end, they'll have all their clothes on. I don't know if that's winning or losing...
 
Why wasn't I informed about this, I have 8 1/2 hours spare time on my hands or should that be in my hands :lol: :lol: :lol:

How could someone masturbate for 8 1/2 hours, surely ones wrists would ache like fuck
 
Mickenglanduk said:
How could someone masturbate for 8 1/2 hours, surely ones wrists would ache like fuck
I can top it (and have)! Of course I was MUCH younger and lonlier then!