O/T: Will someone shut Paris Hilton up?!?

[dailyvault]

Found this on Comcast's newsfeed about socialite/actress/tv star/porn wanna-be/singer wanna-be Paris Hilton (story clipped):

"Paris" the album was set for release Tuesday. Hilton's breathy, reggae-infused single, "Stars Are Blind," has climbed to the top of Billboard's dance music chart.

Of her album, she says, "I, like, cry, when I listen to it, it's so good."

Yeah, I'd be crying, too, if I had to listen to this shit.

Six words for you, Paris: Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!!!

 

[Boro the Beautiful]

Of her album, she says, "I, like, cry, when I listen to it, it's so good."

That's heavy.

 

[MikeyBong]

"Paris" the album was set for release Tuesday. Hilton's breathy, reggae-infused single, "Stars Are Blind," has climbed to the top of Billboard's dance music chart.

Reggae? What does a skinny little rich white girl know about reggae!

 

[remington69]

Reggae? What does a skinny little rich white girl know about reggae!

Maybe because she smokes a lot of pot?!?!

 

[nafnikufesin]

"Stars Are Blind," ....
Of her album, she says, "I, like, cry, when I listen to it, it's so good."

Apparently, stars are deaf too (if you consider Paris a "star")

The fact that radio stations are even playing this narcissistic drivel so that it can climb that high on the charts just exemplifies everything that is wrong with music today.

 

[MikeyBong]

Maybe because she smokes a lot of pot?!?!

Trust me...that doesn't have anything to do with it, or I'd have dread locks and call myself "Bongmon"!

 

[MikeyBong]

Apparently, stars are deaf too (if you consider Paris a "star")

The fact that radio stations are even playing this narcissistic drivel so that it can climb that high on the charts just exemplifies everything that is wrong with music today.

Nailed it!

 

[BrandonS]

I think the Paris Hilton CD will be awesome...... for these purposes:

1) The booklet could make good toilet paper.
2) The actual case would make a good doorstop, or stop a chair from wobbling.
3) After those are gone, the actual disc could be used to hold my coffee cup.
4) I could tell stories to my children some 10 years from now about my horrific encounter... you know it's tough to come up with good stories anymore.

So there you have it.

 

[DarbysDad]

Trust me...that doesn't have anything to do with it, or I'd have dread locks and call myself "Bongmon"!

Plus that bitch never gets the munchies - she's a fuckin' bone rack.

 

[metalhead_666]

I think the Paris Hilton CD will be awesome...... for these purposes:

1) The booklet could make good toilet paper.
2) The actual case would make a good doorstop, or stop a chair from wobbling.
3) After those are gone, the actual disc could be used to hold my coffee cup.
4) I could tell stories to my children some 10 years from now about my horrific encounter... you know it's tough to come up with good stories anymore.

So there you have it.

WELL FUcKING SAID

 

[dailyvault]

I think the Paris Hilton CD will be awesome...... for these purposes:

1) The booklet could make good toilet paper.

I'd be leery of that, chief... you could catch some weird disease.

4) I could tell stories to my children some 10 years from now about my horrific encounter... you know it's tough to come up with good stories anymore.

Kind of like the stories I tell my kids about my listening to Nitro II: Hot, Wet, Drippin' With Sweat. Yeesh.uke:

 

[SweatingBullets]

I was very angry when at work I was pricing boxes of CD's and came across about 100 copies of her piece of garbage. I wonder how many dicks did she have to suck to get a record contract?

 

[nafnikufesin]

I wonder how many dicks did she have to suck to get a record contract?

Just one...her dad's.

 

[MikeyBong]

Just one...her dad's.

ZING!

 

[DarbysDad]

Nailed it!

You nailed Paris - you must have been loaded :Smokin: :zombie:

 

[MikeyBong]

You nailed Paris - you must have been loaded :Smokin: :zombie:

I must have been, since I don't remember it, but I'm sure it was the greatest 45 seconds of her life!

 

[DarbysDad]

I must have been, since I don't remember it, but I'm sure it was the greatest 45 seconds of her life!

45 seconds? dude she's so ugly it might take 45 hrs for me to process that uke: