Hilarity, if you hate Paris Hilton.

[Metal head87]

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger
State Capitol Building
Sacramento, California 95814

Dear Governor Schwarzenegger:

We the undersigned are writing to you with regards to Ms. Paris Hilton. As we understand it; you are her only hope. At this point, only you can spare her from the death penalty.

... and for just cause. Since her conviction, certain facts have emerged that show definitively that a travesty of justice has taken place. As is only now coming to light, Ms. Hilton's publicist Elliot Mintz had told her that it was okay to drive while on probation. Regrettably, Superior Court Judge Michael Sauer rejected that excuse in determining the verdict.

Governor, you should know that like you, we are in favor of the death penalty in the most reprehensible cases. Also, our politics are similarly conservative. However, we believe that if ever there was a case that demanded clemency and mercy, it would be the case of Ms. Hilton. Regardless of her guilt, Ms. Hilton has spent some 26 years not only trying to rehabilitate herself but also to influence others. Ms. Hilton has saved many thousands of our youth from tedious self reflection and the dangers of deep contemplation. How many lives has she thus inspired?

Lastly, what message would you be sending to the people you represent should you execute Ms. Hilton... and what message would you send should you spare her life?

Thank you for your consideration.

Sincerely,

Amanda Chapel, Mary Beth Quinn, Norah Valenzuela, Bess Grahm, Kelly Coffey, Laura Nyland, Shannon Kindler, Kailey Astor, Ethan Stein, Brian Connolly, Marcy Levy, Lissa Jacoby, Nicole Hill, Antonio Guzman, Melissa Oslund, Jessica McManan, Julie Greenwald, Jessica Freud, Paula Bennett, Amy Irvine, Tracey Kelly, Donna Evans, Mindy Forster, Elisa Smyth-Nader, Alan Hopkins, Gretchen Li, Naomi Richman, and Annie Burkhart.

To:
The Honorable Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger

Paris Whitney Hilton is an American celebrity and socialite. She is an heiress to a share of the Hilton Hotel fortune, as well as to the real estate fortune of her father Richard Hilton. She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives.

Hilton is notable for her leading roles on the FOX reality series The Simple Life and in the remake of the Vincent Price horror classic "House of Wax". In addition to her work as an actress, she has achieved some recognition as a model, celebrity spokesperson, singer, and writer.

As most of America now knows, Ms. Hilton was just charged in a Los Angeles court with DUI and sentenced to 45 days in Century Regional Detention Facility in California beginning on or before June 5, 2007.

We, the American public who support Paris, are shocked, dismayed and appalled by how Paris has been the person to be used as an example that Drunk Driving is wrong. We do not support drunk driving or DUI charges. Paris should have been sober. But she shouldn't go to jail, either.

As depicted on Friday night's episode "Nancy Grace" on Headline News (May 4, 2007), countless celebrities have been "slapped on the wrist" for similar incidents recently. Nick Nolte, Mel Gibson, Tracy Morgan, Wynonna Judd, to name a few, were arrested and never did a day in jail after their initial arrests for drunk driving /DUI /DWI charges. Rappers Busta Rhymes and Eve still walk free after both being arrested for the same charges as Ms. Hilton just this past week. Brandy's California Highway accident, although no proof of DUI was evidenced in her accident, resulting in the death of a young wife and mother in California, yet Brandy walks free as of today, never doing any time and A WOMAN HAS BEEN KILLED most likely due to her reckless driving!

Yet, Paris Hilton did not hurt, injure, or kill anyone or anything, and yet she must do jail time.


This petition is to ask Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to pardon Paris Hilton for her mistake. Please allow her to her return to her career and life. Everyone makes mistakes. She didn't hurt or kill anyone, and she has learned her lesson. She is sincere, apologetic, and full of regret for her actions as she explained tearfully to the Judge handling her case in court yesterday.She is distraught and understandably afraid.

WE NEED YOUR SUPPORT to save our Paris from ending up at the Century Regional Detention Facility! Please sign to tell The Honorable Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger of the State of California, to think about the welfare of this young woman who has made a mortal error and deserves a second chance like so many others in our great nation have been served with after a mistake they have made . If the late Former President Gerald Ford could find it in his heart to pardon the late Former President Richard Nixon after his mistake(s), we undeniably support Paris Hilton being pardoned for her honest mistake as well, and we hope and expect The Governor will understand and grant this unusual but important request in good faith to Ms. Paris Whitney Hilton.

As if we needed any more excuses to hate her guts

 

[Metal head87]

He denied it by the way, thank goodness

 

[Chromatose]

death penalty? hahahah I WISH

 

[Metal head87]

I would love to see her sitting on the chair getting 2000 volts pumped into her, when her last words will be "that's hot".

 

[ms. anthrope]

He denied it by the way, thank goodness

good.

 

[ShadowsWithin]

I would love to see her sitting on the chair getting 2000 volts pumped into her, when her last words will be "that's hot".

i wonder what kind of smell she would give off, charred flesh or....

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

burnt fish.

 

[Metal head87]

Her insides would probably be bubbling, so I am guessing boiled semen.

Imagine her getting raped in the prison shower by some bull dyke. "That's hot", "wait, is that the best you got?".

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

it does bring up a good point about how celebrities really don't receive any punishment for their crimes just because they're famous and can buy their way out of jail, such as that Brandy case.

but i'd also like to see Paris Hilton electrocuted, so i don't quite know where i stand on this issue.
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[Anvil]

People who support her are really stupid.

 

[Metal head87]

provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives.

Anybody that would agree with this should be shot

 

[Necromunchkin]

Hmm, I believe that first "appeal" was pretty much the exact same one sent to the Governator for Tookie Williams when he was up for execution, that's rather funny in a way.

 

[Malergion]

The names at the bottom are painstakingly selected for diversity. The content is lies!

 

[lad]

Yeah. While reading through these, I did wonder how genuine they are.

 

[AsModEe]

what has she done exactly? I'm a bit up late in this news.

 

[Metal head87]

DUI or DWI, not sure which

 

[JBroll]

While on parole, if I'm not mistaken.

Jeff

 

[StAngerTriviumknotAx7]

hey paris cant u like jus pay off the judge or smthin some1 azz hott as urself cant b lokd down ur put on this planet 2 b shared by tha world not caged up over sum traffic offences...my god wats happenin 2 tha world!!!!!!!!

 

[Liverslapper]

hey paris cant u like jus pay off the judge or smthin some1 azz hott as urself cant b lokd down ur put on this planet 2 b shared by tha world not caged up over sum traffic offences...my god wats happenin 2 tha world!!!!!!!!

you have worse spelling then me, and thats very bad....i had to read it twice.

and btw, paris hilton can go to hell, i can't stand preppy, "my shit dosn't stink" type of people....grrr.

 

[neal]

ok first one is an obvious joke, how are some people missing this...


pretty sure it was a DUI/reckless driving which got her probation and a suspended license. she drove anyway and got caught, thus violating probation and getting the jail time.