Obscure Sexual Terms

[TheSeldomlaid]

http://www.nitz.net/sex.html

This is good stuff.

 

[Steve]

no it isn't

 

[EagleFlyFree]

Duct Tape Trick
Wrapping a hamster in duct tape so you can safely fuck it without the danger of a messy split.

The Tortoise
When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did.



lol :-DDD

 

[A Fire Inside]

Goatse

www.goatse.cx

Tubgirl

www.tubgirl.com

That's cool sexy things.

 

[Torgoth]

http://www.nitz.net/sex.html

This is good stuff.

Angry Dragon
Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

Yes it is.

 

[Lanterns]

There's only things for guys to do!!!

 

[towo]

Then make up your own list.

 

[Torgoth]

There's only things for guys to do!!!

Maybe your boyfriend would do some of those to you if you kindly ask him?

 

[EagleFlyFree]

@fire inside: welcome to the internet!

@Lantern nut: there's one for chicks i remember... but i trust you don't suppose i'm gonna stroll through all of that again to look it up for you

 

[Taliesin]

Flaming Amazon
This one's for all you pyromaniacs out there. When your screwing some chick, right when your about to cum, you pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, then...extinguish the flames with your jizz!

LOOOOOOOOOL

 

[Peti]

Corn
Originating from the fine campus of Cornell University comes this unique, rarely used term. Saying that a girl is "Corn" means, she is so fucking hot, so beautiful, so utterly drop-dead gorgeous, that you would happily eat the corn out of her shit. Can be used as a great pick-up line or friendly compliment, for instance; "Baby, you're more> Corn than Green Giant", or "Damn bitch, you are Corn!"

LOOL

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

haah

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

EAUHUEAHeuahueah fucking great

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

AEUHEAuh
this is for EFF

The Pirate's Treasure
While fucking your girl in the ass, you strike a hefty load of shit. After you've found this buried treasure deep in her booty, you scream, "Argh!", like a pirate.



YARRRRRRGH
eauhuaeauh

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

hahahahaahh, genius tut

 

[EagleFlyFree]

haha i don't need to shit on my partner to be able to grunt out my arrs!

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

eauheauheauauh you gotta loot some booty before saying that!