off to work

They put flowers behind me. My reaction to prolonged exposure is usually "achoo" followed by eye burning and really gross oozing then inhaler abuse. So I asked that they be moved to the lobby where customers could admire them closer. Management's reaction? You have multiple cats so your allergies aren't that bad. Oi.
 
How do people put up with this shit?
All these companies seem very unprofessional.

The best way to run a business is to treat the employees well, because they are the life force fo the company.
But I don't have any employees, so I guess I'm not in any position to talk.
 
It seems like being promised professional treatment is the kiss of death. Corporate will sometimes publish all these guidelines ... then do absolutely nothing when site-level management urinates all over the regs. Take Walmart. They're so awesome that employees could never need a union. In reality, they did whatever the hell they wanted to me. For instance, I was sternly lectured for demanding a chance to grab a jacket when they shifted me to a register next to this open gate in the middle of a wind/rain storm. Or they'd do crap like extending my 2-10 shift by until the manager came over the loudspeaker. Then there was the time they called me on my day off, left pissed off voicemail accusing me of cutting a shift, then told me
a) one of my supervisors added people despite forgetting to ask them
b) I needed to answer my phone more often
when I came in. In the end, I heard that there were major drainage issues resulting in bathrooms backing up and the breakroom flooding, got my performance review just before benefits/pay increase were due (and I took 10 days off for my wedding as disclosed during the interview), and was told to pack it in.
 
i have a disciplinary meeting tomorrow for missing time after a nasty car accident. wouldve been friday but i got hurt on the job so we decided the best way to hide it from the customers instead.
 
nah. i dropped a box of $500 in rolled coin on my toes. nice bit was it upgraded me from advil to vicodin.
 
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YOU"RE FIRED
 
you're fired for saying the donald should be fired! oh!
i'm a little bored,think i'll drop a duece on the floor and bitch about how gross ants and bees are...