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What Would You Do for the baby Panda?
In an highly dubious post, but perhaps serious offer, a Craigslister seeks out another very Washington-specific form of gratification:
If you can get me a ticket to see Tai Shan between now and December 30, I will (I can't believe I am saying this) give you a handjob, with my hands. Maybe, if you are cute, a BJ. I am serious about this. I really want to see this panda.
Supposedly, she's a graduate student at a "major" zoological organization so we're not sure why she needs some average but early-rising Joe to get them for her. Maybe that's just her "thing." Though, rest assured: "I am not a 'psycho'. I just love pandas! I really, really, really want to see Tai Shan."
In an highly dubious post, but perhaps serious offer, a Craigslister seeks out another very Washington-specific form of gratification:
If you can get me a ticket to see Tai Shan between now and December 30, I will (I can't believe I am saying this) give you a handjob, with my hands. Maybe, if you are cute, a BJ. I am serious about this. I really want to see this panda.
Supposedly, she's a graduate student at a "major" zoological organization so we're not sure why she needs some average but early-rising Joe to get them for her. Maybe that's just her "thing." Though, rest assured: "I am not a 'psycho'. I just love pandas! I really, really, really want to see Tai Shan."
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500-Pound Man Accused Of Fast-Food Scam
A 500-pound man in Seminole County, Fla., was arrested Tuesday on suspicion of scamming fast-food restaurants out of large amounts of milk shakes and tacos, according to a Local 6 News report.
Investigators said George Jolicoeur, 33, would visit fast-food businesses and order food.
Jolicoeur would then call or visit the restaurants posing as a police officer or a firefighter and ask for a refund because there was a hair in his food, according to the report.
"He would come back and say, 'Oh, there is something wrong with it,'" Seminole County Sheriff's spokesman Steve Olson said. "There was a hair in my shake or there was a hair in my tacos. And, then he wants his money back."
Jolicoeur was captured after he went to a Steak N' Shake restaurant near Oviedo and Taco Bell in Central Florida and allegedly tried to get money back for the food he ordered.
Local 6 News reported that Jolicoeur has been arrested more than 24 times on charges of burglary, drugs and domestic problems, Local 6 News reported.
"Jolicoeur's rap sheet is as thick as a book," Local 6 reporter Chris Trenkmann said. "When he was first checked into the jail in 1991, he weighed 360 pounds. This morning, the jail weighed him at 500 pounds."
Police in Sanford, Fla., and other cities are investigating the possibility that Jolicoeur was scamming area restaurants, Trenkmann said.
He remains in the Seminole County Jail facing several charges.
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A 500-pound man in Seminole County, Fla., was arrested Tuesday on suspicion of scamming fast-food restaurants out of large amounts of milk shakes and tacos, according to a Local 6 News report.
Investigators said George Jolicoeur, 33, would visit fast-food businesses and order food.
Jolicoeur would then call or visit the restaurants posing as a police officer or a firefighter and ask for a refund because there was a hair in his food, according to the report.
"He would come back and say, 'Oh, there is something wrong with it,'" Seminole County Sheriff's spokesman Steve Olson said. "There was a hair in my shake or there was a hair in my tacos. And, then he wants his money back."
Jolicoeur was captured after he went to a Steak N' Shake restaurant near Oviedo and Taco Bell in Central Florida and allegedly tried to get money back for the food he ordered.
Local 6 News reported that Jolicoeur has been arrested more than 24 times on charges of burglary, drugs and domestic problems, Local 6 News reported.
"Jolicoeur's rap sheet is as thick as a book," Local 6 reporter Chris Trenkmann said. "When he was first checked into the jail in 1991, he weighed 360 pounds. This morning, the jail weighed him at 500 pounds."
Police in Sanford, Fla., and other cities are investigating the possibility that Jolicoeur was scamming area restaurants, Trenkmann said.
He remains in the Seminole County Jail facing several charges.
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MAN DATES GAL ON INTERNET FOR SIX MONTHS -- AND IT TURNS OUT SHE'S HIS MOTHER!
Friday December 9, 2005
By Grace Green
MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!
"I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would.
"But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' "
But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark.
"Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it -- and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the street -- and they haven't stopped laughing since."
The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally straitlaced Nicole -- who lives six miles away in a Marseilles suburb -- while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a little pizzazz in his life.
"Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said flabbergasted Daniel.
"The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times.
"But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a sensitive side that you don't see in many girls.
"She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and desires, and it was really very romantic.
"The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that."
When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine.
"The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her.
"As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams.
"I guess that's about as wrong as I've ever been."
Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits came to light. And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes.
"Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel.
Friday December 9, 2005
By Grace Green
MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!
"I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would.
"But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' "
But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark.
"Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it -- and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the street -- and they haven't stopped laughing since."
The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally straitlaced Nicole -- who lives six miles away in a Marseilles suburb -- while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a little pizzazz in his life.
"Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said flabbergasted Daniel.
"The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times.
"But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a sensitive side that you don't see in many girls.
"She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and desires, and it was really very romantic.
"The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that."
When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine.
"The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her.
"As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams.
"I guess that's about as wrong as I've ever been."
Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits came to light. And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes.
"Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT WHOLE FAMILY GOT FUCKING OWNED!!! WIFEY WAS CHEATING ON DAD WITH SONNY!! HAHAHHAHAHAHA.
er...haha (I think)
hey Nad...xfer made a psycho death list at his school!!!!
"however the other day he began talking about a "death list" and was telling the girls next to him that he would take them off the death list if they were nice to him. they looked creeped out and I told him that he was being creepy and to stop it. Then I snatched a crumpled ball of paper off his desk and looked it it--my name, his friend's, and the two girls were on it."
hey Nad...xfer made a psycho death list at his school!!!!
"however the other day he began talking about a "death list" and was telling the girls next to him that he would take them off the death list if they were nice to him. they looked creeped out and I told him that he was being creepy and to stop it. Then I snatched a crumpled ball of paper off his desk and looked it it--my name, his friend's, and the two girls were on it."
Angry Couple Tries to Join 'Mile-High Club'
Wednesday, December 14, 2005
A drunk British couple making the 10-hour flight to Kingston, Jamaica, in business class decided to try to join the "mile-high club" in one of the bathrooms, according to The (London) Sun.
Cries of ecstasy alerted British Airways employees to the lovemaking in the loo; they knocked on the door and told the canoodling couple to cut it out and return to the cabin.
That's when it got ugly: As their fellow passengers looked on aghast, the boinkers went bonkers and picked a fight with flight attendants.
"They were asked politely to return to their seats but went ballistic. They were shouting vile abuse and spitting at staff," one passenger told The Sun.
"The captain tried to calm them down but they were just as abusive to him," another passenger told the paper.
The pilot decided he had no choice but to divert the flight to Bermuda — even though the "mile-high fight club" duo were restrained with plastic handcuffs.
Cops in Bermuda held the couple, who were booked for a two-week Jamaica trip, until they could be put on a flight back to Gatwick.
The amorous twosome now may face air rage charges -- and they also may have to pay the $58,950 cost for diverting the plane.
Wednesday, December 14, 2005
A drunk British couple making the 10-hour flight to Kingston, Jamaica, in business class decided to try to join the "mile-high club" in one of the bathrooms, according to The (London) Sun.
Cries of ecstasy alerted British Airways employees to the lovemaking in the loo; they knocked on the door and told the canoodling couple to cut it out and return to the cabin.
That's when it got ugly: As their fellow passengers looked on aghast, the boinkers went bonkers and picked a fight with flight attendants.
"They were asked politely to return to their seats but went ballistic. They were shouting vile abuse and spitting at staff," one passenger told The Sun.
"The captain tried to calm them down but they were just as abusive to him," another passenger told the paper.
The pilot decided he had no choice but to divert the flight to Bermuda — even though the "mile-high fight club" duo were restrained with plastic handcuffs.
Cops in Bermuda held the couple, who were booked for a two-week Jamaica trip, until they could be put on a flight back to Gatwick.
The amorous twosome now may face air rage charges -- and they also may have to pay the $58,950 cost for diverting the plane.
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