oh jesus, the MTV marketing trick worked on me....

that's it PJ's opinion on anything metal is null and void from now on :loco:

Nad ... man, finally you will be exposed to Borat.
 
She wears too much makeup because she isn't terribly pretty, if I gave her a facial when she wiped it off she'd get all ugly and I'd have to get all the hell outta there.

I like her body though, she has a little meat on them bones. I dig that. Ohhhhh yeah.....
 
JayKeeley said:
One Inch Man is not into giving chicks anal he says. He often references Salman Rushdie on the topic.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

When you're sold with the first two lines, you know you have witnessed genius.
 
One Inch Man said:
Gracias muchacho. EVERYONE READ FURY NOW!!!!!!!!!!111lzolz

Woot, I picked it up at the local library yesterday. And if I don't like that one, seeing all the praise it has recieved (mostly from you perhaps hehe), I will completey submerge myself in fantasy litterature as my only genre of fiction. Come to think of it, I don't think I have ever truly enjoyed any fiction besides fantasy and SF :p