Oh no looks what Gibson is doing NOW!

Loren Littlejohn

Lover of all boobage.
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According to my bud they are not going with the normal gibson logo on the headstock either. Instead it's going to be this tribal "G". :puke:

I guess they are also doing an explorer as well.


"I got an idea!"
"What?"
"Let's put a tramp stamp on a flying V and market it to Mark Tremonti fanbois!"
"Dude that's a killer idea!"

Why don't we have a facepalm emodicon?
 
Hahaha, you have a friend that works at Gibson too, Loren? In fact, my friend who works for them is originally from Victor, NY - we're not thinking of the same guy, are we? Guitar looks fucking wretched though, but at least it's shaped normally and doesn't have like random holes in it or anything!
 
I actually know a couple guys that work for them down in Nashville.

I doubt we have the same guy though, his name is Dan. The other guy I know that I don't really keep in contact with much is named Britt.

I really wish he had taken a pic of the headstock though because from what he described it will be horrible.
 
Gibson has been trying to compete with flashier/tackier looking guitars from Dean, BC Rich, ESP, Schecter, etc. these last couple of years. I always thought they were a boring company, but now they're going too far in the opposite direction and trying to overcompensate.
 
WTF are that holes in the explorer for????!??!?!??
I mean, it doesn't look like they are going to put another top on it ...
 
Hmm, couldn't the guy who uploaded the photo hand himself some trouble for doing so?

Anyway, as long as they don't start to replace the established classics with these "things", I couldn't care less.
 
GAHHHHHHH, and I didn't even notice it on the rack behind the V when I posted that "at least it doesn't have like random holes in it or anything," that was just in passing! My good god, this is off the facepalm scale...
 
I don't get it. Gibson is known for the classic rock guitars, why they try to re-invent themselves so desperately? Flying V & Explorer are the coolest guitars ever for metal!
 
I just wish they would do a really good "metal" version of the Explorer. None of this gay shit with the fucking trem on it, gimme a regular Explorer like in the day (FULL SIZE BODY MOTHERFUCKERS), extra jumbo frets, emgs, locking tuners and a good nut!

~006
 
I just wish they would do a really good "metal" version of the Explorer. None of this gay shit with the fucking trem on it, gimme a regular Explorer like in the day (FULL SIZE BODY MOTHERFUCKERS), extra jumbo frets, emgs, locking tuners and a good nut!

~006

Gibson can't do that, because they would get sued by Gibson. :loco: