Oi Sydney people...

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

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The latest Sludgette Of The Month. Just thought I'd post that coz you might recognise her from No Life Till Leather nights or hanging around at Utopia, and you can say "Hey I've seen that Sludgette Of The Month before!"

 

[Icarus]

Her turns off include tight black jeans with white sneakers? pffft! Shes not metal at all!

 

[Lord Tim]

I think I know that girl, actually! Or someone wanted to introduce me to her...! Hmmm....!

 

[Mark]

She has that 'ugly girl looking pretty' thing going on...

 

[Goreripper]

Damn. I can't see it from here! The internet filter is blocking "adult content". I'm going to have to wait until I get home.

 

[spawn]

Die firewalls DIE

I hate those things.

 

[Goreripper]

When I see it I'll either go, "Hey, I know her" or "Xena will know her!" I hope I don't go "I slept with her once", particularly in light of Mark's comment.

 

[spawn]

Marks just being mean

She looks alright to me, but what do I know, I once thought that if I was in an elevator that was falling that if I jumped right before it hit the ground id be ok

 

[Goreripper]

Marks just being mean

She looks alright to me, but what do I know, I once thought that if I was in an elevator that was falling that if I jumped right before it hit the ground id be ok

A lot of people think that. But the problem is, how do you know when you're going to hit? And, secondly, even if you do manage to time it exactly, when you touch the ground again, you're still going to be travelling at the same speed the lift was when it impacted a spplit second before, so you'll still hit the ground as hard and, consequently, die.

 

[Goreripper]

Not to mention that the lift would probably concertina when it hit, crushing you regardless of whether you jumped or not.

 

[spawn]

Well hang on a second, ive never had a chance to try it, so dont be so quick to dismiss it, it might just save your life the next time it happens to you

 

[Lord Tim]

Nah, it doesn't work... Hey, have you ever wondered why I'm so short?!

 

[spawn]

Short but... ALIVE!

 

[Goreripper]

Getting waaayyyyy off topic now (I can't see the fucking photos anyway at the moment), but has any seen those books that have "survival" hints in them like how to jump off a bridge and survive and how to drop into a dumpster from a high window and how to jump out of a moving vehicle? They're cool

 

[Celestial-Todd]

Does it explain how to survive a falling elevator?

 

[spawn]

No need, I already did that!

 

[Goreripper]

Nope. I don't know her, nor have I slept with her. Damn shame that. (PS - I'm back on topic again in case you're wondering )

 

[spawn]

Dont feel bad Gorey, if she is in an elevator that breaks, then where will she be?
Wishing she had met Gorey so he could pass on the secret of life, thats where.

 

[Mark]

Those survival books are brilliant!

 

[Wrathchild]

The word "COOOOORRRRRRR!" springs instantly to mind .

Oh who am I kidding? She'd never look once at me, let alone twice...

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