OK internet tough guys, listen up

[BionicWalta]

I'm reading the reviews from the Sayreville show (amazing show, i must say! Anyone that got kicked out of soundcheck, sucked to be you! I stayed in and stayed warm and ate pizza. it ruled. But i digress...), and i've come to notice something.

A bunch of you keep going on about certain "assholes" at the show, and how you would've done A, B and C to them, except for the fact that insert weak excuses X, Y, and Z here.

Stop pretending to be tougher than you are. Someone hit you the wrong way in the pit, you didn't like it. Live with it. You are NOT gonna stab em or rip out their eyes or do a bunch of other laughable things i keep reading.

Next time, just do it, don't write about it on the internet afterwards.

 

[spacebeer]

Mosh pits are part of a metal show if you can;t keep up go and stand somewhere quiet!

 

[BionicWalta]

exactly

 

[TraderInDeath]

There's a difference between dancing and doing fucking karate in the pit.

Everyone has a right to get pissed off when there's that one asshole that purposely hurts people.

 

[LORD_GALVATRON]

There's a difference between dancing and doing fucking karate in the pit.

Everyone has a right to get pissed off when there's that one asshole that purposely hurts people.

Exactly, and I actually have put those assholes down before.

 

[prime666]

I could care less about the "karate" or catching a occasional fist or elbow, you get in the pit thats what you are signing up for. Its the pricks that only fuck with those smaller or weaker then them that chap my hide. People that pull that shit deserve what they get.

 

[damon505]

Everyone has a right to get pissed off when there's that one asshole that purposely hurts people.[/QUOTE]
I hate that guy

 

[aztattooedsean]

there is always that 300 pound bald guy that just stands in the center of every pit that does nothing but push people. people are idiots. :Spin:


I find most mosh pits and especially bodysurfers people that have hidden homosexual thoughts in their head as they sure love to feel their hot sweaty bodies up against (lets face it there are mostly guys at all metal shows despite us really wishing there were more girls there) other sweaty guys.

I prefer to enjoy the music of my favorite bands in a nice peaceful area of the club where I can actually enjoy what I paid my overpriced ticket for.

 

[ThraxDude]

What I enjoy is standing 5 to 10 feet outside the pit. That's where you go if you want some hot chick standing in front of you to rub her ass up and down your front.
This has happened to me numerous times. I love metal chick's hot asses. Especially when they're rubbin on my johnson.

 

[TraderInDeath]

What I enjoy is standing 5 to 10 feet outside the pit. That's where you go if you want some hot chick standing in front of you to rub her ass up and down your front.
This has happened to me numerous times. I love metal chick's hot asses. Especially when they're rubbin on my johnson.

You better not have been the perv that was humping my girl from behind at the Sayreville show.

 

[thraxx]

What I enjoy is standing 5 to 10 feet outside the pit. That's where you go if you want some hot chick standing in front of you to rub her ass up and down your front.
This has happened to me numerous times. I love metal chick's hot asses. Especially when they're rubbin on my johnson.

Dude that was you rubbing on your johnson wake up it a dream!!!!!

 

[BionicWalta]

you missed my point, entirely

you could not like getting hit, you could be all masochistic and let being hit give you a huge erection

i could give a fuck either way

just stop pretending like you're gonna do something about it or you would've done something about it.

stop pretending and DO SOMETHING.

whining about it on the interweb afterwards is GAY GAY GAY GAY

 

[Johnny Ace]

man, this board ain't what it used to be

 

[OverHandRob]

I beleive DRI said it best...back in 1989

There's a gig
At 5th and Main
Gonna catch the bus
Or take the train
We'll steal or find
Or borrow cash
And we'll be there
Ready to thrash

The band kickes in
They begin to rage
No-man's land
In front of the stage
Poseurs in the bathroom
Still looking at their hair
Thrashers in the foreground
Doing what they dare

In the pit

Thrashing and slamming
Like hell in the pit
Tomorrow they know
May not come
Banging and moshing
Like they don't give a shit
To the rapid beat
Of the drum

A boot to your forehead
A knee in your face
Your nose and lips
Start to bleed
Like a wild Indian
From outer space
Drunk and
High on weed

Guitar seems so fucking loud
People walking on the crowd
Diving off the P.A. stacks
Breaking ankles,necks and backs
Then the circle begins
In the thrashing pit
Fist are flying
People getting hit
Tooth chippers left and right
Skinheads in another fight
Banging heads and broken jaws
Because there are no laws

In the pit

Then you start thrashing
Like never before
Stagediving, headwalking like mad
Doing your thing
All over the floor
The best time that you've ever had

You are hurt all over
But can't feel a thing
Not until the next day
Then you wake up
Stiff as a board
And the pain won't go away

Another gig at 5th and Main
We'll catch the bus
Or take the train
We'll steal or find
Or borrow cash
And we'll be there
Ready to thrash

In the pit

The shit in BOLD is for the people that say Karate dont belong in a mosh pit.

 

[GregadetH]

whining about it on the interweb afterwards is GAY GAY GAY GAY

Kinda like how you're whining about it huh? GAY! GAY! GAY!

 

[GregadetH]

man, this board ain't what it used to be

Ain't that the motherfuckin' truth.

 

[BionicWalta]

Kinda like how you're whining about it huh? GAY! GAY! GAY!

I'm not whining. I'm making a point. There's a difference.

Whining implies like this is impacting my life greatly. It doesn't. I just like watching people get bent outta shape, hahaha.

Props to the guy for digging up that DRI song. Perfectly stated!

 

[Skorned1]

you could not like getting hit, you could be all masochistic and let being hit give you a huge erection

Prime's not a little guy, so I'm sure that the hit doesn't effect him like you'd think. Besides, bruises are par for the course. Suck it up.

 

[TraderInDeath]

The shit in BOLD is for the people that say Karate dont belong in a mosh pit.

I love DRI.

What I ment by the karate comment was how all the fucking hardcore kids kick their legs around and windmill their arms like they're taking karate lessons in the pit.

DRI was not about that. They were about circle pits. Fuck all this new-wave of dancing bullshit. Just go counter-clockwise, pump your fists, and bang your heads!

 

[Skorned1]

Fuck all this new-wave of dancing bullshit. Just go counter-clockwise, pump your fists, and bang your heads!

Now that's hot!