Speaking of midgets,
Have I ever told you that one time when I left the Maryland Death Fest 2004, right outside of ThunderDome, as we were driving home after the third day, wasted and happy at 3 am, we stopped at a stop light,
the road was all empty, and dark all of a sudden from behind comes this tiny scooter, and stops next to us infront of the red light, and its a MIDGET with wooden legs (!!!!!!) on a scooter!!!!!
this was so sureal!!!!! I mean, really what are the odds...
we were all like... staring outside the window, staring..... staring, not saying a word...
then the light turns green, and we start driving and then after like 5 minutes...
"dude...... did we just see a midget with wooden legs on a scooter?"
man, that was wierd.
ok, I'm done hijacking this thread, THE END.