okay. they need to gimme my raise now

[minxnim]

it was supposed to start january 31st! still don't have it. it's no consolation to me that i will get this "HUGE" retroactive check soon. i want to join a gym.

dear job, gimme my raise or i am going to start stealing office supplies and selling them for a treadmill of my own.

xoxo prepz

 

[xfer]

you may be reduced to selling your fronts if this shit doesn't kick in soon

 

[minxnim]

i'd never sell those! they were a present from the other prep. a 'you've got cancer and i am scared for you' present. and i also got them with TAR! i mean those things have more sentimental value than a baby's first footsteps sayin.


p.s. but i may have to sell a kidney.

 

[xfer]

mindspell would purchase it for consumption.

 

[minxnim]

pee bag

 

[xfer]

HEE HEE HEE

 

[minxnim]

teehee teehee

 

[xfer]

poking gentle fun at canadians is like prodding a kindly sheep with a stick. it kind of looks at you, confused as to why you're jabbing it, and then goes back to grazing.

 

[mindspell]

Not so fast....

Depends on how much you want for it?

 

[minxnim]

=[

 

[xfer]

for want of some fronts
a kidney was lost