old adam story i just found out about

[xfer]

after working at whole foods for a certain period of time--a month? 60 days?--, your co-workers get to vote to decide if you stay on as part of the "team".

adam was, predictably, voted off the island, as it were.

my roommate and his future wife both worked there for two more years and said nobody else was voted off the entire time they were there--apparently it barely ever happens.

BONUS story: he used to make trish turn on the shower for him in the morning and then wake him up..."honey, the shower is warm for you...go ahead..."

 

[deadair]

he really needs to die.

and i can't believe she is going to marry him. she must have some wacked relationship problems.

 

[Draft Dodging Scarecrow]

WHATTA DICK

 

[Draft Dodging Scarecrow]

I mean, it's takes like, what...5 seconds for the shower to get warm?

 

[xfer]

dude she married him like 2 months ago!!!

 

[Draft Dodging Scarecrow]

hmm...Why would a guy like that (the hunting, big, stupid, macho type) work at a whole foods store?

 

[deadair]

le sigh

 

[Firedwarf]

Trish is probably some super sweet and nice girl, right?

 

[xfer]

fully!

 

[Firedwarf]

whyyyyyy

 

[inkybmistro]

biggest mistake of your life, sweetheart.

 

[avi]

alex, is there a break-up betting pool yet?

 

[mindspell]

We could start one... Have a website for it...Let people paypal their bets from around the world...

 

[deadair]

alex would have to type up the whole story.

 

[xfer]

I could just publish that last thread plus this one on a webpage.

My personal guess is that it's going to last until Adam does something that's colossally unforgiveable, like totalling their car and killing the hooker in the passenger seat or something.

 

[mindspell]

I would guess that it will last as long as he doesn't hit her, which could be any day now or in ten years...

 

[Draft Dodging Scarecrow]

Really, my shower only takes 5 seconds to get warm. Why would he have her do it for him???