Olsen Twins: In League With Satan?

[lizard]

http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Rhodes/7895/olsentw.html

 

[FalseTodd]

I love that the piece starts off with the words "These Last days..."

 

[chupe666]

the color change drop down box is by far the most interesting part.

 

[lizard]

that way you can change the ambience of the chilling information imparted therein.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

CLICK Here for a Flash presentation of the plan of salvation!

 

[Stultus]

Young person do you call yourself a Christian? If so then are you a follower of the Olsen twins? Again if the answer is 'yes' then here are some questions for you to consider:

- Do you love the Lord? Yes... no?
> - Do you seek to please the Lord in yourr life? Yes... no?
- Do you wish to be conformed to the worrld? Yes ... no
- Are you saved? Yes... no?

my worrld has only one "R" in it - Religion!

 

[The Dope]

I for one am burning all my Olsen Twins video cassettes.

 

[FalseTodd]

Yeah, you for ONE. Ize keepin my shit.

 

[The Dope]

Well I AM keeping my Mary Kate and Ashley Makeup Set.

I mean, I'm not stupid.

 

[deadair]

As you can see by reading the above, the Olsen twins like and promote yoga. This is not a good influence to Christian young people!

...we as Christians would hate to see our young people reaping the benefits of a light aerobic workout.

 

[The Dope]

The change-colours drop down thingy has some pretty specific names, but I think they're rather off. The sea green looks just a wee bit too... well... green.

INFIDELS!

 

[The Dope]

(from the same site)

http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Rhodes/7895/aarock.html

Oh the legendary dangers of rock'n'roll...

Scroll down to the "Rock Music Quiz!" about halfway down.

 

[0yo]

of course they're satan

 

[Demonspell]

That quiz was hilarious, especially the crucifixion by broomstick photo...the whole site is a great read for those who think Christian hypocrisy, and mockery of it, is an endless source of amusement.