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[deadair]

http://msn.com.com/2100-1103-994766.html

 

[xfer]

it sucks that it's a hard sell. if someone gave me one i would totally not be embarassed to use it, but i can't buy one.

 

[avi]

lower the price dumbasses

 

[xfer]

agreed, if it was $1,000, I might consider it!
also, this is dumb:

But consumers also may balk at paying the additional cost of traveling to a Segway testing center, as the company requires, before taking the device home. The company plans to offer free training only in Bedford, N.H., and Los Angeles after July 31.

i blame old ladies whining about being knocked down for this, and overcautious towns enacting anti-Segway legislation.

 

[YaYo]

I want one.

I dont want to pay for one, but i want one anyway.

I would not use it though, it looks silly.

hmm

 

[deadair]

you going to fix your post there alex?

 

[xfer]

wise-ass, i fixed it about three times, and it kept inserting DIV and EM tags for some bizarre reason.

 

[avi]

ozmagreed: argh
ozmagreed: and now
ozmagreed: jake mocks me
ozmagreed: the ignominity
aviroig: hahahaha
aviroig: YOU GOT MOCKED BY JAKE
aviroig: how does it feel?
ozmagreed: he has probably been waiting for that opportunity for months
aviroig: too bad he didn't quote your older version
ozmagreed: i feel like a rapist who goes to prison and becomes a bitch
aviroig: hahah
aviroig: serves you right

 

[chupe666]

this country is so unbelievably lazy.
so they'll use this machine to move their asses across the streets and/or workplaces, and then use (an)other machine(s) to get their asses into shape? what is wrong with moving from place to place at a normal speed?

 

[deadair]

shut it commie

 

[chupe666]

WHY DON'T YOU JUST HITCH A RIDE ON A COMBINE, CORNHOLIO?


x

 

[deadair]

hey buddy... you live in Missouri... watch where you throw stones

 

[azal]

dude, don't make chupe call up his posse.

 

[deadair]

oh true...

wait... i can call the masked metal band!!!

 

[azal]

I'll fuck all yall up.

if that doesn't work I'm calling up the motherland crew.

 

[deadair]

my fight is not with you azal... it's with 'the boy'

 

[xfer]

eric, i would use it because I am a 45-minute walk from work, but a six-minute drive. taking public transportation is a ten-minute walk in the other direction followed by a ten-to-fifteen-minute ride plus wait. walking out the door at ten to nine and getting to work EARLY sounds great to me.

also, see: bicycle.

 

[avi]

these local boys got my back

 

[deadair]

man avi... you are a nerdy jew

 

[avi]

Bigot!