OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO x

eh, jake's just jealous i'm going to see cave in on thursday. although their PR guy never responded about that interview i asked about. he's probably busy driving to New Hampshire to test one of these stupid things.

yeah, i can see where there'd be practical uses, alex- but the thing is 80lbs. how much does a bike weigh, anyway? would you have to take the thing into work with you, or leave it on the street? sure, if you live on one of those islands where you can't take your car it'd be helpful, but who says they'll let you take this thing?

also: purse snatchers now have a getaway car.
 
avi feels free to criticize americans because ALL JEWS SECRETLY HOLD DUAL NATIONALITY WITH ISRAEL.

and i can criticize you all because of my vatican city passport! so eat up fatties!